A steam engine alongside a penguin
A steam engine alongside a penguin
A smelly ball bearing laughs and drinks all night with some variegated salad dressing. Indeed, a stoic hockey player operates a small fruit stand with the nation near an umbrella. A line dancer dies, or a short order cook negotiates a prenuptial agreement with a cocker spaniel. For example, a movie theater indicates that an imaginative garbage can tries to seduce an elusive senator. Now and then, a vacuum cleaner can be kind to a testily flatulent fire hydrant. :icon14:
I can tell you why it is you only hear clicking noises.
See, in the day of yore, long time past off the time of ages.
A sentimental rail for a train decided that it was time for a rebellion. So this rail grabed the moon and with all its power it smote the daylight.
This created a tear in the fabric of space. No longer was the Fuzzywits able to panhandel. Now thay was forced to deal with the mauraders that peeled fuzz from the navels of Lords.
See, this goes way more deep then you may have ever thought of.
The dealings are there.
Im just not sure it should be spoken of.
You sort it out.
See, in the day of yore, long time past off the time of ages.
A sentimental rail for a train decided that it was time for a rebellion. So this rail grabed the moon and with all its power it smote the daylight.
This created a tear in the fabric of space. No longer was the Fuzzywits able to panhandel. Now thay was forced to deal with the mauraders that peeled fuzz from the navels of Lords.
See, this goes way more deep then you may have ever thought of.
The dealings are there.
Im just not sure it should be spoken of.
You sort it out.
All because of a purple grand piano :icon14:ForM wrote:I can tell you why it is you only hear clicking noises.
See, in the day of yore, long time past off the time of ages.
A sentimental rail for a train decided that it was time for a rebellion. So this rail grabed the moon and with all its power it smote the daylight.
This created a tear in the fabric of space. No longer was the Fuzzywits able to panhandel. Now thay was forced to deal with the mauraders that peeled fuzz from the navels of Lords.
See, this goes way more deep then you may have ever thought of.
The dealings are there.
Im just not sure it should be spoken of.
You sort it out.
Yea.
I forgot to mention the piano.
That fucking thing was lit up in purple. For some dumb assed reason the maker thought it needed to be in the colors of Purple. Like the movie Purple Rain and that dip fuck jew called Prince or other known aliases.
Any way a jewish Republican took up a shovel and smaked the piano a few times in an effort to break the paint ships that had fallen onto it.
Technocolors of blackness envoloped the area and cats began to fall from space.
Now to see this is weird, but I must admit, I wasnt stoned.
The chips when banged upon flew across the rom and pelted a large ape that was playing pool. It was weird but Patron and lemons were involved.
I forgot to mention the piano.
That fucking thing was lit up in purple. For some dumb assed reason the maker thought it needed to be in the colors of Purple. Like the movie Purple Rain and that dip fuck jew called Prince or other known aliases.
Any way a jewish Republican took up a shovel and smaked the piano a few times in an effort to break the paint ships that had fallen onto it.
Technocolors of blackness envoloped the area and cats began to fall from space.
Now to see this is weird, but I must admit, I wasnt stoned.
The chips when banged upon flew across the rom and pelted a large ape that was playing pool. It was weird but Patron and lemons were involved.
Ok what really hapened.
When the Fuzzywits were left to deal with the maruaders of lint peelers of the Lords, their conjurings of matinis was left a foul. Instead thay would create things like blooming idiots and market them for suicidal murderings. While discusting in the whole of the idea, thay were allowed to breed with Kangaroos.
This is where Testodumbfuck's beginning sprouts into being.
Sadly tho much like any turnup the vine witherd before the fruit was ripe. Golden Elephants ran amock on top of this rediculas begining, and trampled the thoughts of Damsels indistress.
Woe is unto the that understands these words, for a Mighty war will engulf the sea as was proclaimed by the great and mighty Fizzywit King.
Only understanding and wisdom will allow one to truely see. Parabols are a many. But cats flying are what one calls a true Religion.
Long live the Flying Cats.
HAIL!
When the Fuzzywits were left to deal with the maruaders of lint peelers of the Lords, their conjurings of matinis was left a foul. Instead thay would create things like blooming idiots and market them for suicidal murderings. While discusting in the whole of the idea, thay were allowed to breed with Kangaroos.
This is where Testodumbfuck's beginning sprouts into being.
Sadly tho much like any turnup the vine witherd before the fruit was ripe. Golden Elephants ran amock on top of this rediculas begining, and trampled the thoughts of Damsels indistress.
Woe is unto the that understands these words, for a Mighty war will engulf the sea as was proclaimed by the great and mighty Fizzywit King.
Only understanding and wisdom will allow one to truely see. Parabols are a many. But cats flying are what one calls a true Religion.
Long live the Flying Cats.
HAIL!