Witness the canine ownage

Post by **Hannibal** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:15 am

I'm partial to Von Cuntor myself. This of course can be shortened to simply "Von" when the rest of the family unit is nearby.... but imagine the comraderie that'll develop when in private moments his full name is used, and you two can snicker together over your little private joke.

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:33 pm

After much debate, and being over-ruled on my choice of Frylock, the dog's been named Rasputin.

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:59 pm

great, so if you ever decide to get rid of it, it's gonna take poison, several rounds and a swim in the canal

Post by **Scarface** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:07 am

good name, cuz you know the fucker is gunna have a massive cock :icon14:

Post by **Scarface** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:08 am

Post by **ScooterG** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:15 am

andyman wrote:jesus look at the size of his paws....

Word. You know you're in trouble when your puppy's paws are almost as big as his head!

Post by **netrex** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:27 am

Very cute dog

I like the name Orbit, cause he's probably gonna be very tall

Post by **DRuM** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:42 am

I like the name Orbit because that's where he'll probably get kicked into when he shits on the carpet.

Post by **stocktroll** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:45 am

pets are for girls and male fags

Post by **Dukester** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:25 pm

so then by your reasoning, you must have a shitload of pets.

Post by **Nightshade** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:27 pm

Mostly gerbils, I'm guessing.

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:50 pm

Goddamnit, I've never had this much trouble naming a dog. Rasputin is just too ungainly and long. I need more suggestions. Right now the leading candidate is Kronk.
Help.

Post by **shadd_** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:53 pm

Jake, big Jake or little Jake.

Post by **ScooterG** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:27 pm

Augustus? Call him Auggie (as in Auggie Doggy, from the cartoon....)

Post by **shadd_** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:39 pm

nah, that dog is a Jake.

Augustus? Broke Back Mountain? i see where this is headed.

Post by **ScooterG** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:57 pm

shadd_ wrote:nah, that dog is a Jake.

Augustus? Broke Back Mountain? i see where this is headed.

Was there an Augustus in Brokeback Mountain? Or did a joke just go flying over my head?

Post by **ScooterG** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:44 pm

NS, what's his personality like? That should give some clues for a name....

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:59 pm

Call him Qwerty.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:46 pm

"Dog"

Post by **horton** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:48 pm

Captain Mazda wrote:Just keep your dogs away from Japanese restaurant owners

moron.
they eat sushi in japan, not dogs.
dogs are eaten in korea, the phillipines and vietnam

Post by **Nightshade** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:59 pm

ScooterG wrote:NS, what's his personality like? That should give some clues for a name....

If I go that route, his name's gonna be "pussy".

New front-runners: Moose, Recon, Clyde, and Florgus(Jimmy Neutron fans will get it).

Post by **shadd_** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:31 pm

clyde is good.

Post by **Pooinyourmouth** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:56 pm

I still think Gunner would fit him best. It's an easy name for a dog to hear when you train them too. Keep it 2 syllables or less for what ever you pick.

Post by **DooMer** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:03 pm

I call my cat "kitty", and my dog doesn't even have a name. Anything less is for homos.

Post by **Nightshade** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:49 pm

Less than no name is for homos? How do you call him? Oh wait, let me guess, the little fucker just KNOWS when you want him to come?