If you haven't voted yet for Blackettes' babies to come...

Post by **ForM** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:08 am

plained wrote:yea you always loopin

id like to punish you and remove youre post#

thatid fix you ey

Thats a fuckin Plan.

Engage!

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:52 am

your post lead me to believe you are a terrible cat owner.

give them all away asap (read: after a minimum of 9 weeks), cause they we prolly die in your care

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:21 am

Have you been giving her stretching techniques? usually the dominant male does during the gestation period by still copulating her. If the male isn't still around or you're not letting her see him, you should help her in place of him. Otherwise the birth of the kittens is extremely painfull for her, because her cervix hasn't been exercised during the time of pregnancy. You can do it with simple finger massages and rotations.

Post by **Ryoki** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:35 am

Right, reading that made me feel sick and uncomfortable, which should make getting through the rest of today a breeze.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:59 am

phantasmagoria wrote:Have you been giving her stretching techniques? usually the dominant male does during the gestation period by still copulating her. If the male isn't still around or you're not letting her see him, you should help her in place of him. Otherwise the birth of the kittens is extremely painfull for her, because her cervix hasn't been exercised during the time of pregnancy. You can do it with simple finger massages and rotations.

hot

Post by **plained** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:16 pm

jus regular pussy work no?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:34 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:Have you been giving her stretching techniques? usually the dominant male does during the gestation period by still copulating her. If the male isn't still around or you're not letting her see him, you should help her in place of him. Otherwise the birth of the kittens is extremely painfull for her, because her cervix hasn't been exercised during the time of pregnancy. You can do it with simple finger massages and rotations.

I am not sure if I should take this seriously but it make sense.
Don't expect me to practice that massage thing on her though, I'd wish there were some type of epidural analgesia for cats.

Post by **bitWISE** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:40 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:Have you been giving her stretching techniques? usually the dominant male does during the gestation period by still copulating her. If the male isn't still around or you're not letting her see him, you should help her in place of him. Otherwise the birth of the kittens is extremely painfull for her, because her cervix hasn't been exercised during the time of pregnancy. You can do it with simple finger massages and rotations.

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Post by **Chupacabra** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:57 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:Have you been giving her stretching techniques? usually the dominant male does during the gestation period by still copulating her. If the male isn't still around or you're not letting her see him, you should help her in place of him. Otherwise the birth of the kittens is extremely painfull for her, because her cervix hasn't been exercised during the time of pregnancy. You can do it with simple finger massages and rotations.

lol

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:27 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:Have you been giving her stretching techniques? usually the dominant male does during the gestation period by still copulating her. If the male isn't still around or you're not letting her see him, you should help her in place of him. Otherwise the birth of the kittens is extremely painfull for her, because her cervix hasn't been exercised during the time of pregnancy. You can do it with simple finger massages and rotations.

This sounds too ludicrous to be fictious. Regardless, I would check up on it before fingerbanging the cat.