A surreal real life tale

Post by **DRuM** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:47 pm

lol, that's pretty good stuff there eraser. I'll edit it in.

ok, done with some slight changes.

from the end bit I added

:

I'm gonnafistya good 'n proper you slaaaaaaag."
Suddenly, a brisk wind blew into the house, pushing the woman into me.
I said " fuck me, you're keen. Right, get on my shaft"
So she did and it fucking hurt. she had fangs like a jackal.
I said "right then, do you have any rubbers on you?"
She said " no, but I've got a pencil with an eraser on it, is that any good?"
I said " will it stop you getting pregnant?"
She said " no"
I said " ok, good, let's do it"

Post by **shaft** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:04 pm

No scourge, he had it right the first time. This belongs in fix.

Post by **DRuM** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:05 pm

don't be jealous now shaft, your name is in there.

Post by **Scourge** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:10 pm

shaft wrote:No scourge, he had it right the first time. This belongs in fix.

BZZZZZZZZZTT, Wrong.

Post by **R00k** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:10 pm

LOL, you're all about some jealousy.

Post by **glossy** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:12 pm

haha, very nicely done drum!

Post by **DRuM** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:19 pm

thank you glossy. btw, seeing your name
reminded me, so you've been added. See if
you can find it.

Post by **Transient** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:20 pm

At first when I saw my name, I thought you were trying to insult me (like going through a Kracus moment).

Post by **Pauly** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:22 pm

shaft wrote:No scourge, he had it right the first time. This belongs in fix.

Post by **DRuM** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:30 pm

Transient wrote:At first when I saw my name, I thought you were trying to insult me (like going through a Kracus moment).

lol no. kracus added.

Post by **Scourge** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:40 pm

Seems to be doing fine here.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:40 am

Hah thats good

Post by **Drön** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:50 am

haha, well played man. i like it.

Post by **plained** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:09 am

oh yea its good

but whats it missing hhmmm

Post by **tnf** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:13 am

wow. creative.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:12 am

Transient wrote:genital mjrpes

that still cracks me up.

Post by **tnf** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:19 am

but can he fit 'tnf' into this?
i will always have casedogg's first song, where i was the first q3w'er mentioned. my 15 minutes of fame.

Post by **DRuM** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:46 am

tnf wrote:but can he fit 'tnf' into this?
.

Of course. Done.

Post by **andyman** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:10 am

That would be better than the q3w raps if i was in it

but that ws pretty good man

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:12 am

All I want to know is, where's her grandpa.

Post by **DRuM** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:29 am

Thanks.

Gramps, I've added you, it's quite funny I think.

Post by **bitWISE** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:45 am

nicely done

Post by **werldhed** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:21 am

It's gotten even better. Nice.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:51 am

improvements no less

Post by **Eraser** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:05 am

brilliant!