I have a bit of a headache and a bit of a sore throat.

Post by **Dark Metal** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:05 pm

Should I relax and drink tea, or should I try and "scotch" it out of my system?

Post by **Denz** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:06 pm

Beer it out of your system. The Doctor said "Lots of fluids" now listen to your doctor.

Post by **Transient** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:06 pm

I'd go with the former rather than the latter.

Post by **Denz** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:08 pm

Your poll didn't include beer so I picked scotch. Count that as beer.

Post by **Dark Metal** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:08 pm

There, I added a poll.

And I'm out of beer right now. I'd prefer not to go out if I can avoid it.

Post by **Denz** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:08 pm

Or just fuck off.....lol

Post by **prince1000** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:14 pm

does fucking off help?

Post by **4days** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:26 pm

prince1000 wrote:does fucking off help?

you're thinking of aids, this is just a cold.

drink whisky. punish your immune system for not having it's shit together. maybe it'll learn for next time.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:31 pm

scotch of course

Post by **Pauly** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:31 pm

prince1000 wrote:does fucking off help?

Try it. ROFLMAO!

Post by **Don Carlos** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:34 pm

im all for a good cup o tizzle

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:32 pm

hey im kinda in the same position. fucking cold got me.. sore throat, snotty nose, ear and headache. fun stuff

Post by **dzjepp** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:35 pm

Try gargling with cum

Post by **Grudge** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:10 pm

scotch will take care of the throat, but not the headache

Post by **R00k** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:24 pm

Add some marijuana and you're problems are over.

Just use Puff's vaporizer so it doesn't bother your throat!

Post by **Dark Metal** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:25 pm

This just in: I just bought a bottle of Scotch.

Post by **eepberries** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:56 am

I'm sick as well. I have some virus called Adno that's giving me a fever and a sore, cough prone throat. The fever should only last about 5 days, but the horse cough could last up to a month. :icon30:

Post by **tnf** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:10 am

adenovirus.

Post by **Dark Metal** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:35 am

I'm drunk and sick. We'll see how that works out tomorrow.

Post by **booker** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:36 am

Denz wrote:Or just fuck off.....lol

:icon14:

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:37 am

Grudge wrote:scotch will take care of the throat, but not the headache

scotch + 4 acetaminophen pills then

Post by **tnf** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:04 am

that's a good liver combination

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:07 am

complete combo

Post by **Scourge** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:19 am

Scotch it up every time. Although I don't care for scotch, substitute whatever liquor.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:27 am

I say jump... But the closest choice you've given is for you to fuck off.

So I say, just fuck off.

I have a bit of a headache and a bit of a sore throat.

Cure for the common cold...

I have a bit of a headache and a bit of a sore throat.