this mma fighter really rape somebody?

Post by **Strangler** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:12 am

from:
http://www.mma.tv/TUF/index.cfm?ac=List ... &FID=1&p=5

Shad was an exciting fighter. I heard he raped a guy and was sent to prison.

here are some pics and stats of the guy:
http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/figh ... hterid=368

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:57 am

RICKSON BY FLYING ARMBAR

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:00 am

WHY DO YOU NEVER SEE SHAOLIN DRUNKEN BOXING IN MMA? OBVIOUSLY IT'S BECAUSE KUNG FU MASTERS WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A FLASK OF RICE WINE INTO THE RING YOU SMELLY MORON

Post by **feedback** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:03 am

how cum flying bodydrops r illegal in mma?

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:04 am

BANNED FROM MMA

Post by **Strangler** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:18 am

it should be called cage or cock fighting instead of mma.

Post by **Strangler** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:21 am

kung fu guy in mma:

http://www.cagerage.tv/interviews/berrik.htm

there is also a kung fu version of mma with no ground fighting (boring and kind of faggish) it's called san shou.

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:29 am

Should Strangler really fuck off?

SIGNS POINT TO YES.

Post by **feedback** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:33 am

I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS SAN SHOU B4 WTF?

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:38 am

Strangler wrote:it should be called cage or cock fighting instead of mma.

I AGREE, CALLING IT MMA, JUST BECAUSE IT'S A CONVENIENT ABBREVIATION OF 'MIXED MARTIAL ARTS', AND JUST BECAUSE THE FIGHTS CONTAIN FIGHTERS WHO TRAIN IN MIXED MARTIAL ARTS, CALLING IT ANYTHING TO DO WITH MIXED MARTIAL ARTS IS PREPOSTEROUS. ALSO, I AGREE ABOUT THE CAGE PART, PRIDE SHOULD CHANGE THEIR NAME TO PRIDE:CAGE BECAUSE THE RING PRIDE USES IS KIND OF LIKE A CAGE, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS REPLACE THE ROPES WITH A MESH FENCE, AND CHANGE THE SHAPE FROM SQUARE TO OCTAGON, AND CHANGE THE NAME FROM "RING" TO "CAGE". I SUBMIT MY ANUS TO BLACK COCK

Post by **feedback** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:39 am

I am also suprised that fighting would become more gay when you remove the wrestling. I don't know if anyone else has noticed this but I think brazillian jiujitsu has some homosexual overtones

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:40 am

TOTALLY, I ROLLED WITH THIS GUY THE OTHER DAY, AND BY ROLLED, I MEAN PICKED UP IN A BAR AND HAD SEX WITH

Post by **Strangler** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:34 pm

This cracked me up"
http://bullshido.net/forums/showthread. ... post565662

Comparing TCC to BJJ is like comparing PC to Xbox. The Xbox is clearly a superior machine, since it is built for the sole purpose of playing games. A PC is mixed up doing spreadsheets and word processing, whereas the Xbox is built from the ground up to deliver the most instense gaming possible. Wild goose style is like menial data entry compared to the edge-of-your-seat action that BJJ, the Halo 2 of martial arts, has to offer. Why would you waste your time on a clunky PC when you can get the streamlined Xbox?

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:41 pm

You've never been in a fight in your entire, pathetic life, have you?

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:47 pm

nerdshade thinks hes tough coz he once had a pillow fight with his boyfriend :lol:

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:58 pm

Strangler wrote:This cracked me up"
http://bullshido.net/forums/showthread. ... post565662

Comparing TCC to BJJ is like comparing PC to Xbox. The Xbox is clearly a superior machine, since it is built for the sole purpose of playing games. A PC is mixed up doing spreadsheets and word processing, whereas the Xbox is built from the ground up to deliver the most instense gaming possible. Wild goose style is like menial data entry compared to the edge-of-your-seat action that BJJ, the Halo 2 of martial arts, has to offer. Why would you waste your time on a clunky PC when you can get the streamlined Xbox?

BUT I WOULD SAY THAT TCC IS LIKE A FINELY NURTURED RAPE HOSTAGE. GROOMED OVER THE INTERNET FOR MANY MONTHS UNTIL RIPE ENOUGH TO ARRANGE A MEET. BJJ IS LIKE FLYING TO CAMBODIA TO PURCHASE A NIGHT WITH A YOUNG BOY. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET, AND MANY OTHERS HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE YOU AND THEY EXPERIENCED EXACTLY WHAT YOU WILL. A RAPE HOSTAGE IS NEW AND EXCITING, AND CAN OFFER MANY DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES FOR EACH CHILD MOLESTER INVOLVED IN THE INTERNATIONAL PLOT TO KIDNAP YOUNG BOYS.

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:31 pm

Testoclesius wrote:nerdshade thinks hes tough coz he once had a pillow fight with his boyfriend :lol:

Testo thinks he's gay because he fucks men in the ass. He's right.