Cashews

Post by **S@M** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:59 pm

turn my farts to vapid walls of green death that move across rooms melting the lung tissue of anyone who experiences them and my turds in to pale floating logs of death with an odour to peel paint off walls, and defy all normal flushing techniques.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:12 pm

Cashews are insane. They're tasty but they have huge amounts of fat and carbs in them.

Post by **andyman** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:19 pm

One time I farted while being xrayed and it wa so dense that it clouded the developed xray

Post by **S@M** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:26 pm

ToxicBug wrote:Cashews are insane. They're tasty but they have huge amounts of fat and carbs in them.

didnt know that, might explain the effects :icon32:

Post by **tnf** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:35 pm

andyman wrote:One time I farted while being xrayed and it wa so dense that it clouded the developed xray

Gas in the intestines can show up as dark spots on xrays I believe....

It did for my dog.

Post by **Scourge** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:34 am

Well at least this is an alternative to the shit threads.

Post by **Canidae** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 3:31 am

S@M wrote:turn my farts to vapid walls of green death that move across rooms melting the lung tissue of anyone who experiences them and my turds in to pale floating logs of death with an odour to peel paint off walls, and defy all normal flushing techniques.

This may come in handy in warding off your larger cellmate, unless you'd rather not.

Post by **busetibi** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:10 pm

so why are cashews more expensive than beef?
in fact why are nuts so fucking expensive?
saw some the other day in Coles, A$10 for 350 grams

Post by **Mr.Magnetichead** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:53 pm

Mmmm cashews are yummy. Especially in a Korma.

Post by **S@M** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 1:06 pm

dont they grow em in qld?
and why is beef and lamb so expensive in aust? theres more bloody animals than people.
omg have i got a nightmare painting story (true) for you buse,,, i still feel the pain of it,
gonna move to almonds before I cause any further damage

Post by **Mr.Magnetichead** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 1:18 pm

What the fuck did you just say?

Cashews

Cashews

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