The bad news and the good news

Post by **DRuM** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:42 am

Bad news: Someone was run over and police cordon off my exits to get to work. Traffic is ridiculous. An hour later I arrive back home from only having travelled about half a mile and was now gonna be late.

Good news: day off.

Post by **Grudge** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:51 pm

Ge<k>off

Post by **Grudge** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:52 pm

Post by **glossy** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 2:51 pm

ge<img width="0" height="0">off?

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 9:44 pm

bastard

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 9:45 pm

Post by **SplEEb** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:47 pm

So this guy wakes up after a wicked party and notices he has two rings around his cock. He can't remember anything from the night before, so he decides he better go to the doctor and get this checked out.
After examining him carefully and dilligently he tells the man "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is the first ring is lipstick, the bad news is the second ring is tobacco.

Post by **SplEEb** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:43 am

So I overheard these 2 ladies talking in the supermarket the other day. One said to the other, "those baking potatoes remind me of my husbands balls" The other woman says "why, that big?" No the other woman says "That dirty"

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:33 am

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