Being an intelligence officer for a spy agency, much like anything else in life, comes with a lot of responsibility. We are asked to collect and review difficult information and make many important recommendations. Many people's lives and even the safety of our country may depend on the information we give our policymakers. It doesn't take too much intelligence to understand that, in order to do our jobs, we have to be in the best mental shape--and that includes being drug-free.
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Did you know that the men and women of the Crime and Narcotics Center are moms and dads, too? They work hard to protect you and their own children from the pain and sorrow and criminal activities that are often the result of using illegal drugs.
Remember kids, use only CIA-approved illegal drugs. By funding our black ops you're protecting America and avoiding oversight from those damned lily-white liberals in Congress
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Get high on intelligence and not drugs! Print off the Junior Intelligence Officer Pledge Against Drugs and sign it with your parents. This is a promise your life depends on keeping.
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