Frog baby

[mjrpes]

After diagnosing her, physicians discovered that the fetus was dead and has congenital deformity and the mother was in a condition of parturition.

This sentence was not written for the layman. Shame on you Mr. Journalist!

Oh wait, it's not even full grammatical correction.

[mjrpes]

Definition of Parturition

Parturition: Childbirth, the process of delivering the baby and placenta from the uterus to the vagina to the outside world. Also called labor and delivery, Mr. I Write for the Masses Journalist.

Parturition comes from the Latin parturire, "to be ready to bear young" and is related to partus, the past participle of parere, "to produce."

[Freakaloin]

TAIZ- Dec.5- Doctors and nurses at Al-Jomhouri Hospital were surprised on Monday morning while delivering a newborn who was shaped as a frog.

http://yementimes.com/article.shtml?i=901&p=local&a=1

somebody ban this moron!...

[glossy]

Teaches her for having sex with the "Frog prince"

:/

Doctor: Uh, you do know the fable only says to kiss the frog right?

but with a tongue like that....

[mrd]

That's gross... his eyes are the worst part.

[Massive Quasars]

yet you are opposed to the death penalty. sweet hypocrisy.

moron alert

[phantasmagoria]

This was pretty much the last thing I looked at last night before bed and I had a dream about being surrounded by hundreds of them. They were all crawling towards me and dying and more climbed ontop of the dead and died in exactly the same spot, this kept happening and they kept dying ontop of each other and building up this massive wall of dead frog babies. I didn't like it

[Foo]

Moral of the story is, you have an invisible forcefield which annihilates deformed children.

A rather specialist ability, but you never know when it could come in handy. You should probably give Doc Xavier a ring.

[Transient]

When deformed baby freaks start invading Earth, I know who to call.

[Yeando]

Creepy, but it proves what drugs can do.

Anyway, that kid could have made millions if a movie was made of......


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[losCHUNK]

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