No arms, can't hear, can't talk, be he can fuckin dance

Post by **andyman** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:19 am

http://swoomp.com/content.php?type=recent&iid=534

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:23 am

Okay.

Post by **Canis** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:29 am

Those stories are always amazing.

Post by **KingManULTRA** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:36 am

What's that rad song at the end of teh movie???11

Post by **R00k** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:44 am

I'm speechless.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:45 am

i bet that guy gets more ass than a toilet seat with moves like that

Post by **R00k** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:47 am

Eats more pussy than cervical cancer.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:54 am

bet his moma so ugleh that when Arnold said "I’ll be back!" he never came back.

Post by **andyman** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:02 am

KingManULTRA wrote:What's that rad song at the end of teh movie???11

Salt N Pepa - Just Push It

"ooo babeh BABeh...o baby BABeh"

Post by **mik0rs** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:07 am

Damnit, when it said "watch until the end" I expected him to do a flip and start spinning on his head, breakdance style.

Post by **andyman** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:09 am

mik0rs wrote:Damnit, when it said "watch until the end" I expected him to do a flip and start spinning on his head, breakdance style.

can you dance like that? i think not.

also consider he has no arms to balance, no voice to talk smack with, and no ears to hear how hideous his threadz are.

Post by **mik0rs** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:10 am

With a bit of practice I could bounce around on my feet to a beat, yeah

Edit: I'll agree I've have a bit more trouble with no sodding arms though; I can't paint as well as he does with my hands either.

Hope nobody every asks him to fetch donuts for them, there's really no sanitary option aside from balancing them on his head.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:12 am

mang, i remember you... after a few pints your bouncing skills rocked newports walls to new sounds that not even the thunder of thor could out match

Post by **mik0rs** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:13 am

That was me falling over mate

Post by **andyman** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:25 am

mik0rs wrote:With a bit of practice I could bounce around on my feet to a beat, yeah

Edit: I'll agree I've have a bit more trouble with no sodding arms though; I can't paint as well as he does with my hands either.

Hope nobody every asks him to fetch donuts for them, there's really no sanitary option aside from balancing them on his head.

i think im gonna make my own video just like his, to see how hard it is to live without arms.

starting......NOW.

Post by **plained** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:27 am

is this that pinball wizards kid yo?

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:30 am

mik0rs wrote:

That was me falling over mate

heh, amazing what a few cans of wife beater can make you come out with

Post by **plained** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:34 am

ive got some freezing in me garage right now

Post by **andyman** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:03 am

IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS, FOLKS.

http://andyman82.com/files/armless.mpg (35mb)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:08 am

Wow you better remove that before someone makes a backup and makes u famous around the net.

Post by **andyman** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:10 am

bah i couldn't care less.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:12 am

rofl dude, half way so far and i hope you clean your toothbrush

Post by **duffman91** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:26 am

andyman wrote:IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS, FOLKS.

http://andyman82.com/files/armless.mpg (35mb)

You are awesome for trying this.

Deep down, no matter what anybody says, we all wanted to try but were too afraid.

You have stepped up beyond common man, and lived a full life.

cheers.

Post by **FragaGeddon** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:28 am

Now let's see you wipe your ass.

Post by **andyman** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:29 am

FragaGeddon wrote:Now let's see you wipe your ass.

I tried rubbin one out but i ended up just smashing my balls. Maybe I'll include that in an unrated deleted scenes version.