chuck norris

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:57 am

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

Post by **Foo** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:04 am

STOLEN FROM SOMETHINGAWFUL OBVIOUSLY.

My fave is "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."

Post by **Nightshade** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:11 am

Fucking LOL! New sig...

Post by **Drön** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:45 am

fuck me, that was pretty damn good.

Post by **andyman** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:48 am

the first one is gold.

Post by **PhoeniX** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:33 am

Chuck norris is everywhere at the moment. I even killed the fucker on BF2 earlier :E.

Post by **andyman** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:38 am

If you can see chuck norris, he can see you. If you can't see chuck norris, you will be dying any second.

Post by **Foo** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:45 am

Nightshade wrote:Fucking LOL! New sig...

I thought that was the most poorly worded of the bunch

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:55 am

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

ROFL

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:26 am

Mr. T
http://www.4q.cc/t/index.php?topthirty

Post by **-Replicant-** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:59 am

Vin Diesel is the best one, still:

http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty

Post by **Dave** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:31 am

Post by **Dave** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:34 am

If I ever need a personal injury lawyer, I've found my man

http://www.walkertexaslawyer.com/

Post by **andyman** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:41 am

Dave wrote:

not half a second later, that cameraman was dead on the floor.

Post by **Dave** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:48 am

The sudden fascination with Chuck must be a reaction to the idea that nothing good comes out of Texas anymore

Post by **andyman** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:53 am

Dave wrote:The sudden fascination with Chuck must be a reaction to the idea that nothing good comes out of Texas anymore

steers and queers, but dont tell chuck that.

Post by **mjrpes** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:53 am

It's conan's fault

Post by **Dukester** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:55 am

Chuck lives in Texas now, but I believe he is a native of Oklahoma.

And I think that quote also goes along with the 'whores and hockey players" one.

Post by **Dave** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:58 am

Dukester wrote:Chuck lives in Texas now, but I believe he is a native of Oklahoma.

:icon10:

Post by **Geebs** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:13 am

Chuck had the world's hariest back im the sixties.

Post by **hax103** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:51 am

good site!

i was just playing around with lighting and graphics engines and this one made me rofl.

Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

Post by **farad** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:21 pm

...I think he hit it...

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:40 pm

hax103 wrote: Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is too afraid to shine on him.

Post by **random name** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:17 pm

- Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another. -

Gold

Post by **Nightshade** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:20 pm

Foo wrote:
Nightshade wrote:Fucking LOL! New sig...
I thought that was the most poorly worded of the bunch

I care, deeply. Proper grammar and sentence structure are the top items on my list of humor analysis factors.