lol, got sent home from work

[+JuggerNaut+]

i'll post this again:

i'm laughing that your company and/or upper management keeps you in that position.

and i laff at you

whoa, nice troll

[+JuggerNaut+]

lol, spose they cant find another idiot to do it

not sure if you know who comet are but its an electrical retail company in the UK

yer, i googled

coo mang, its a pretty cosey job but it was meant to last me till i finished uni... finished fulltime education a yr back so its time for a change :]

just really dont know what i want to do yet, its kind of a pisser

yer i hear ya there. it's just funny they keep you at that position with the crap you've been pulling. good comedy. you should take some vids.

[4days]

yer i hear ya there. it's just funny they keep you at that position with the crap you've been pulling. good comedy. you should take some vids.

if you ever go into a branch of comet, you'll recognise immediately that chunk is one of their most mature and responsible employees.

[+JuggerNaut+]

probably akin to our Best Buy or Circuit City here in the states.

[Underpants?]

Good angle-- not a female was it? how hard is your job chunkey?

[losCHUNK]

managing 10 people at the mo, rotas, deliveries (customer + store), stock transfers, new line products, merchandising, store openings, store refurbs, service etc

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

lol nice one

[Guest]

bout 2 yrs ago next door to our place was a garage which had an air compressor

we gave a new starter (she was a dumb bitch) a 2 ltr bottle and told her to fill it with compressed air

she come back 5 mins later "here you go"

Reminded me when I was working at a dry cleaning ( clothes ) cie.
We used to send them to a shop across the street with a 5 gallons bucket to have it fill with steam for the press. That trick worked all the time.

[Geebs]

headlight fluid aswell, thats another one

If you get takeout, you can always get them to order the Cream of Sum Yung Gai

[brisk]

haha, what an idiot. good job chunk.

[losCHUNK]

just remembered i set up a 'union' a few weeks back

if they bring that up its gunna be hard to explain :/

[Guest]

lol how did you set up a union?

[losCHUNK]

told a load of newbies that my mate (bob) was head of a union, that after there training period finishes they would have a better chance of being kept on because bob would fight there case for them

they also get a free pair of trousers

and i got 7 application forms

[Guest]

rofl so are you going to charge them a union rate or something in a couple months? That'd be golden. Like 2$ per paycheck, you'd make a mint lol.

[losCHUNK]

tbh i never thought that far ahead lol, it was just me on a lunchbreak with 1 of the boys

told him the bullshit story and the next thing i know he tells his new mates

then have to keep a straight face when i told them what they had to put on there application forms

just the usual stuff

sexual preference

sex: male/female/both

finger length.....

[+JuggerNaut+]

they also get a free pair of trousers

and i got 7 application forms

[Guest]

That's pretty funny shit, if anything your employers should be happy you're working there since you obviously have fun.

[Grandpa Stu]

that's golden. if i was an employer i'd love to have someone with a good sense of humor around.

[hate]

shoulda went for the bj

[R00k]

My post got deleted.

But next time ask for some piston return springs. :icon14:

[Guest]

Type-R valvesprings


aaah, Honda jokes

[Scourge]

Jeez, Chunk, hope they don't go too hard on you.

[MKJ]

fingerlength

[Massive Quasars]

lol chunk

[Ryoki]

Jeez, Chunk, hope they don't go too hard on you.