Time to wrap up 2005 with another shit thread...
Time to wrap up 2005 with another shit thread...
Share your new nightmares or old classics. Jules I'm guessing you've had at least 1 or 2 new story worthy movements since last time...]
My newest adventure involved a small dingleberry that had become entangled in 2 or 3 ass hairs that was discoverd about 10 minutes before a very important meeting and ended up becominng a very messy 15 minute ordeal.
My newest adventure involved a small dingleberry that had become entangled in 2 or 3 ass hairs that was discoverd about 10 minutes before a very important meeting and ended up becominng a very messy 15 minute ordeal.
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phantasmagoria
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i nearly resorted to shitting in my bin the other night.
I ate far too many apples during the day and subsiquently gave myself diarrhea. I was in dire need of the toilet but my housemate was having a bath and generally taking far too much time in the bathroom, leaving me doubled up with pain to stop me shitting myself, luckiy he finished with about 5 seconds to spare.
The bowl had a uniformly distributed epidermis of shit coating it upon inspection.
I ate far too many apples during the day and subsiquently gave myself diarrhea. I was in dire need of the toilet but my housemate was having a bath and generally taking far too much time in the bathroom, leaving me doubled up with pain to stop me shitting myself, luckiy he finished with about 5 seconds to spare.
The bowl had a uniformly distributed epidermis of shit coating it upon inspection.
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