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Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:09 pm

seza wrote: http://www.halls.md/body-mass-index/bmi.htm

Post by **shaft** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:15 pm

Excellent.

You got everything to scale I see.

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:32 pm

i don't believe that photo

there's no way *that* crane can lift *that* head

Post by **Pauly** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:52 pm

seza are you like the Elephant Man? You know the end scene where is head is so heavy that he removes his pillow to break his neck?

Go try.

Post by **The Butcher** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:46 am

Nightshade wrote:
The Butcher wrote:
Nightshade wrote:Are you actually in Hong Kong, or posting through a proxy?
Why do you care where I live?
Because I think you're most likely an alt, meatsack.

I think you're most likely a moron, moron.

Post by **The Butcher** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:47 am

Nightshade wrote:
seremtan wrote:
Nightshade wrote:Are you actually in Hong Kong, or posting through a proxy?
HK ip + posting in R&R = alt

try googling the ip...
Yup, proxy.

Whatever...

Post by **chopov** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:40 am

Watching the "hitchhiker" yesterday always this thread popped up to me.....any idea why?

Post by **DooMer** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:08 pm

I have a big head... in my pants. Get it? Get the joke? I'm referring to the head of my penis. It's like dual meaning, and I'm using it out of context. I've got a big penis.

Post by **Nightshade** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 2:09 pm

The Butcher wrote:
Nightshade wrote:
The Butcher wrote: Why do you care where I live?
Because I think you're most likely an alt, meatsack.
I think you're most likely a moron, moron.

You spew shit like this and yet you say this forum is pathetic? Fuck off, alt boi.

Post by **The Butcher** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 12:50 am

It's especially pathetic with spastics like you around. Let's see what's funny around here.

Why don't you tell a guy that he has one ball even though he has two. Then you can feel better when the rest of the sheep join in. Then you can tell him he has one ball, after which you can say he has one ball, then you can make another post saying he has one ball, and then make another 300 consecutive posts saying he has one ball. Even though he has two. Comedy landmine really.

When you're finished with that you can tell a guy who obviously has a normal sized head (to anyone with eyesight) that he has a big head, even though it's completely false. After that you can tell him he has a big head, then make another post saying he has a big head, then reply to him telling him he has a big head, then make another 300 posts saying he has a big head, and for your finale you could probably tell him he has a big head. Even though it's completely false.

Oh the comedy, my sides hurt from the pain of laughter.

Post by **Nightshade** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:24 am

Was I supposed to read that?

Post by **Scourge** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:30 am

I didn't.

Post by **Scourge** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:32 am

btw, seza has an enormous cranial turret.

Post by **seremtan** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:37 am

The Butcher wrote:It's especially pathetic with spastics like you around. Let's see what's funny around here.

Why don't you tell a guy that he has one ball even though he has two. Then you can feel better when the rest of the sheep join in. Then you can tell him he has one ball, after which you can say he has one ball, then you can make another post saying he has one ball, and then make another 300 consecutive posts saying he has one ball. Even though he has two. Comedy landmine really.

When you're finished with that you can tell a guy who obviously has a normal sized head (to anyone with eyesight) that he has a big head, even though it's completely false. After that you can tell him he has a big head, then make another post saying he has a big head, then reply to him telling him he has a big head, then make another 300 posts saying he has a big head, and for your finale you could probably tell him he has a big head. Even though it's completely false.

Oh the comedy, my sides hurt from the pain of laughter.

if comedy stuck to facts, it wouldn't be comedy, it would be news

god you're a fucking moron

Post by **Scourge** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:39 am

Doesn't quite get this place. Trying too hard.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:54 am

Post by **Scourge** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:57 am

Hey, you got the pic wrong, the constellation is too big.

Post by **Canidae** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:51 am

Umm...thats a...part of a galaxy.

Post by **Scourge** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:55 am

Oops, sue me.

Post by **The Butcher** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:44 am

Nightshade wrote:Was I supposed to read that?

It's ok to pretend you didn't read it, we both know how well it put you in your place.

Post by **The Butcher** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:47 am

seremtan wrote:
The Butcher wrote:It's especially pathetic with spastics like you around. Let's see what's funny around here.

Why don't you tell a guy that he has one ball even though he has two. Then you can feel better when the rest of the sheep join in. Then you can tell him he has one ball, after which you can say he has one ball, then you can make another post saying he has one ball, and then make another 300 consecutive posts saying he has one ball. Even though he has two. Comedy landmine really.

When you're finished with that you can tell a guy who obviously has a normal sized head (to anyone with eyesight) that he has a big head, even though it's completely false. After that you can tell him he has a big head, then make another post saying he has a big head, then reply to him telling him he has a big head, then make another 300 posts saying he has a big head, and for your finale you could probably tell him he has a big head. Even though it's completely false.

Oh the comedy, my sides hurt from the pain of laughter.
if comedy stuck to facts, it wouldn't be comedy, it would be news

god you're a fucking moron

There's plenty of comedy derived from facts, I guess in the case of all the morons around here though all it takes is for one of the head sheep to say something fictitious then the rest of the flock can baaaa along. Quite pathetic really.

Post by **The Butcher** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:48 am

scourge34 wrote:Oops, sue me.

Lucky for you one can't be sued for stupidity.

Post by **Nightshade** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:27 am

The Butcher wrote:
Nightshade wrote:Was I supposed to read that?
It's ok to pretend you didn't read it, we both know how well it put you in your place.

Put me in my place? You being completely wrong on all counts? I don't think so, The Bitcher. Newsflash, dumbfuck Underpants DOES have one nut, ask him. He's the one that told the whole forum, you fucking idiot. And seza's head is wayyyyy too fucking big for his body, so I guess that puts you in the "mole-vision having retard" category.

You might have a bit more luck posting when you're NOT hallucinating, try it out.

Post by **The Butcher** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 12:43 pm

Answering a post you didn't read. That's clever. You've filled yourself with so much fictitous bullshit you're even starting to believe it yourself. How very pitiful. And the rest of the flock baaaing along with you aren't doing anything to help your pitiful cause. As far as conversing with another male about their testicles i'll leave that one for you. Considering the hundreds of posts you've made about the guys balls it sure seems to be your area of expertise. Poor guy

Post by **seremtan** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:01 pm

you make baby jesus cry

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