Poll: Do you piss in the shower?

[Foo]

I think he's saying 'you're right'.

[plained]

its very important you be right.

hey you are right.

there you go guy , continue on .

lol

[R00k]

You're the one being defensive here. :laff?:

[+JuggerNaut+]

typical.

[Canidae]

Maybe its a similar remedy to taking Iodide pills to prevent your body from accumulating radioactive Iodine.

[seremtan]

It's quite hilarious that people are actually arguing that it's cleaner to piss in your shower. You people are morons. Go ahead and piss in your shower, that's fine. Plained made the ultimate point however: "Don't piss where you clean yourself."
The point that was made about the water trap is absolutely correct too.
You want to piss in your shower? Go right ahead, but don't fool yourself by thinking it's more clean.
There's a reason we have toilets.
And what's with you people saying that piss gets everywhere when you use the toilet? WTF is wrong with you?

you speak the truth :icon14:

and i thought you were just another homo

[dzjepp]

But piss is incredibly sterile, you can even use it on your face as aftershave.

[R00k]

There's no sanitary difference that anyone has been able to point out, with the exception of werldhed's comment that it could possibly be aerosolized a little more in the shower.

It's just a matter of personal preference and bias, where some people "feel dirty" peeing in the shower, but don't seem to when using a toilet.

Then there are the extremely OCD, like Juggs here.

[Jackal]

There's no sanitary difference that anyone has been able to point out, with the exception of werldhed's comment that it could possibly be aerosolized a little more in the shower.

It's just a matter of personal preference and bias, where some people "feel dirty" peeing in the shower, but don't seem to when using a toilet.

Then there are the extremely OCD, like Juggs here.

Next time you're out for dinner with a bunch of friends bring up the point that you piss in the shower and see what everybody says. Maybe you don't clean your bathroom, but mine is immaculate. It's not a matter of having OCD, it's just common sense, do not piss where you wash.

[Jackal]

and I still don't understand the point that "piss gets everywhere" when you use the toilet.

[dzjepp]

it means during a hot steamy night of passionate sex with a female your dick turns into 'snake head' when you try to piss - something you would know nothing about?

[Jackal]

it means during a hot steamy night of passionate sex with a female your dick turns into 'snake head' when you try to piss - something you would know nothing about?

"Snake Head". Is that the special ability your level 77 Sims Wizard got after defeating the evil lord sauron with your buddy frodo?

[Plan B]

Make your bitch milk you after discharge.

Leaves your urethra free to pee.

[+JuggerNaut+]

and I still don't understand the point that "piss gets everywhere" when you use the toilet.

splash damage

[R00k]

There's no sanitary difference that anyone has been able to point out, with the exception of werldhed's comment that it could possibly be aerosolized a little more in the shower.

It's just a matter of personal preference and bias, where some people "feel dirty" peeing in the shower, but don't seem to when using a toilet.

Then there are the extremely OCD, like Juggs here.

Next time you're out for dinner with a bunch of friends bring up the point that you piss in the shower and see what everybody says. Maybe you don't clean your bathroom, but mine is immaculate. It's not a matter of having OCD, it's just common sense, do not piss where you wash.

A bunch of drunk buddies isn't exactly a scientific consensus. And I imagine that at least half of my friends probably drain the lizard when they shower too.

[Plan B]

quite funny scene in Me, myself and Irene

[R00k]

and I still don't understand the point that "piss gets everywhere" when you use the toilet.

I'm telling you. Even if you never miss the bowl, piss gets all over the place, from splashing and spraying. You may not believe me, and the only way to find out is not cleaning your bathroom for a while - but it gets places you wouldn't believe without seeing it.

I guarantee you that after pissing in the toilet standing up, you have urine all over your pants/legs, shoes, everything.

You've never pissed in shorts and felt piss-water hit your legs?

[Jackal]

and I still don't understand the point that "piss gets everywhere" when you use the toilet.

I'm telling you. Even if you never miss the bowl, piss gets all over the place, from splashing and spraying. You may not believe me, and the only way to find out is not cleaning your bathroom for a while - but it gets places you wouldn't believe without seeing it.

I guarantee you that after pissing in the toilet standing up, you have urine all over your pants/legs, shoes, everything.

You've never pissed in shorts and felt piss-water hit your legs?

nope. When I piss I get it in the toilet, no where's else.

[Jackal]

It's really a shame that none of you were properly potty-trained and now piss like a retarded war-vet while in the shower.

[Fender]

It isn't a matter of proper training. It is a matter of physics. Unless you sit down, piss splashes out.

[dzjepp]

it means during a hot steamy night of passionate sex with a female your dick turns into 'snake head' when you try to piss - something you would know nothing about?

"Snake Head". Is that the special ability your level 77 Sims Wizard got after defeating the evil lord sauron with your buddy frodo?

So I was right

Hey smell my finger, you know what that is?

[R00k]

and I still don't understand the point that "piss gets everywhere" when you use the toilet.

I'm telling you. Even if you never miss the bowl, piss gets all over the place, from splashing and spraying. You may not believe me, and the only way to find out is not cleaning your bathroom for a while - but it gets places you wouldn't believe without seeing it.

I guarantee you that after pissing in the toilet standing up, you have urine all over your pants/legs, shoes, everything.

You've never pissed in shorts and felt piss-water hit your legs?

nope. When I piss I get it in the toilet, no where's else.

I think it's more likely that you have nerve problems in your legs at the exact points where urine hits than none of your piss ever splashes out of the bowl.

Try this. Fill a balloon with dyed water. Fill a 5-gallon bucket with regular water, only up to about 6 inches from the top of the bucket.
Now hold the water balloon about 2.5 feet above the bucket, and squeeze it hard until all the water is drained into the bucket.

If you really do that and tape it, and no colored water goes anywhere but in the bucket, I'll paypal you 30 bucks.

[Jackal]

it means during a hot steamy night of passionate sex with a female your dick turns into 'snake head' when you try to piss - something you would know nothing about?

"Snake Head". Is that the special ability your level 77 Sims Wizard got after defeating the evil lord sauron with your buddy frodo?

So I was right

Hey smell my finger, you know what that is?

You're right. Me and my girlfriend of nearly six years are saving ourselves.

[Jackal]

I'm telling you. Even if you never miss the bowl, piss gets all over the place, from splashing and spraying. You may not believe me, and the only way to find out is not cleaning your bathroom for a while - but it gets places you wouldn't believe without seeing it.

I guarantee you that after pissing in the toilet standing up, you have urine all over your pants/legs, shoes, everything.

You've never pissed in shorts and felt piss-water hit your legs?

nope. When I piss I get it in the toilet, no where's else.

I think it's more likely that you have nerve problems in your legs at the exact points where urine hits than none of your piss ever splashes out of the bowl.

Try this. Fill a balloon with dyed water. Fill a 5-gallon bucket with regular water, only up to about 6 inches from the top of the bucket.
Now hold the water balloon about 2.5 feet above the bucket, and squeeze it hard until all the water is drained into the bucket.

If you really do that and tape it, and no colored water goes anywhere but in the bucket, I'll paypal you 30 bucks.

How about I just continue to not piss on myself when I use the washroom?

[dzjepp]

It's never happened to you in the wee hours of the morning when you're half asleep?