Poll: Do you piss in the shower?

Post by **tnf** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:12 am

Jackal wrote:I know urine is sterile, that doesn't mean it's sanitary though.
Or does it? I'm not a fucking doctor.

I think that its been used in the old days to clean out battlefield wounds....

Post by **Canidae** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:26 am

Probably because it is better than using the available ditch water which BTW is 99% water ,which is sterile...which is like saying the ocean is pretty safe ,ecxept for the odd shark.

Post by **plained** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:41 am

it may be sterile when it comes out , but how long does it last b4 it just turns to rotten piss?

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:48 am

R00k wrote:eh?

normally i take a glance at my posts before submitting. looking at that sentence structure, you can tell i failed to do so.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:44 am

Sir you should be bored more often. I didn’t know a type of subject like this should attract that much of attention.
Btw I already did it a few times. In the same area, you heard about these people drinking their urine saying it has medical effects, what do you think about it?

Post by **werldhed** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:06 am

plained wrote:it may be sterile when it comes out , but how long does it last b4 it just turns to rotten piss?

Plained is right. Yes, urine is sterile as it comes out (unless you have an infection), but it's also a wonderful, power-packed energy drink for many microbes. It can quickly become infested. I don't think pissing in the shower is a problem, as long as you wash yourself properly and clean the shower.
Personally, I don't do it because it's a weird sensation. I don't like urinating in lakes/pools, either.

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:12 am

also, if you're washing yourself thoroughly in the shower, some amount of residual fecal matter will get washed off your ring, which really IS toxic. if you get skids after a dump, this is definitely an issue for you...

Post by **Tsakali_** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:21 am

I piss in the shower, actually I piss on everything around the bath tub, the fossid, the shampoo bottle my roomates scrubby....

Post by **Scourge** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:39 am

seremtan wrote:
scourge34 wrote:
seremtan wrote:pissing in the shower is a grim, troglodyte habit, and a sure sign of never having had sex (with a woman)

so, no
I've been having sex with women since probably before you were born and I piss in the shower occasionally, if I really have to go.
you tell me what year you popped your cherry and i'll tell you if that's true or not

1983

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:53 am

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
R00k wrote:That's why the word 'standing' is in there.

I haven't seen any girls in the thread, and I think Jules is probably the only guy here who prefers sitting down to piss.
i don't do either. we've discussed this before. imo, standing and pissing in your own toilet now matter how ace you are at aiming, doesn't keep the spash from the water/urine mix from escaping the bowl. so combat this, i kneel in front of my toilet. this way, the chance of "splash damage" is almost non existant.

wtf - you prefer kneeling in front of the toilet instead of just sitting down on it? I assume you sit down to shit, so why not sit down to piss?

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:54 am

seremtan wrote:also, if you're washing yourself thoroughly in the shower, some amount of residual fecal matter will get washed off your ring, which really IS toxic. if you get skids after a dump, this is definitely an issue for you...

yea - it blows my mind that people have an issue with pissing in shower, yet only use toilet paper to clean their asses after a shit.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:47 am

[xeno]Julios wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
R00k wrote:That's why the word 'standing' is in there.

I haven't seen any girls in the thread, and I think Jules is probably the only guy here who prefers sitting down to piss.
i don't do either. we've discussed this before. imo, standing and pissing in your own toilet now matter how ace you are at aiming, doesn't keep the spash from the water/urine mix from escaping the bowl. so combat this, i kneel in front of my toilet. this way, the chance of "splash damage" is almost non existant.
wtf - you prefer kneeling in front of the toilet instead of just sitting down on it? I assume you sit down to shit, so why not sit down to piss?

we had this discussion before. if i sit down, i always clean the seat off with Clorox Cleanup first. if i kneel, i don't have to do that.

Post by **feedback** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:34 am

Grudge wrote:Waste of water.

GOOD POINT, JUST PEE RIGHT INTO YOUR MOUTH NEXT TIME

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:46 am

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
we had this discussion before. if i sit down, i always clean the seat off with Clorox Cleanup first. if i kneel, i don't have to do that.

ah yea rings a bell

fairinuff.

Post by **Canidae** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:57 am

Pissing standing up is for neandertals and pickup truck riders.
I shudder when I hear idiots pissing into (or attempting and missing) a non-urinal toilet. I only piss in a public urinal when all the public toilets are taken an I can't wait.

BTW the best washrooms in Toronto are at Scotland Yard on the Esplanade

Post by **Eraser** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:04 am

fact:
drinking piss is not healthy even though it's sterile when it comes out of your body. It's still filled with waste products from your body. While it's true that you can drink it to keep yourself from getting dehydrated for some time, it does need filtering if you're going to be exposed to it for longer amounts of time.

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:06 am

but, if you get stung by a jellyfish, its a good idea to piss on your foot.

Post by **prince1000** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:13 am

hey, i've had pets. they never piss on themselves unless they're about to die. must be GREAT for you...

Post by **Canidae** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:16 am

They also never develop cures for cancer nor learn to ride a bike so I don't think you should pattern your life by them, P1K

Post by **prince1000** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:28 am

what a stupid sentiment. yeah, you heard me.

Post by **Canidae** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:32 am

New York has smogged your brain and slowed your responses

Post by **werldhed** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:33 am

Eraser: True. It's also acidic, so it's bad for your throat, and probably your teeth.

Watson: Also true. And, as another fun health fact, to treat someone with methanol poisoning, you get them drunk on ethanol.

Canidae: There are some dogs that learned to ride bikes.

Post by **Canidae** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:44 am

werldhed wrote:Eraser: True. It's also acidic, so it's bad for your throat, and probably your teeth.

Watson: Also true. And, as another fun health fact, to treat someone with methanol poisoning, you get them drunk on ethanol.

Canidae: There are some dogs that learned to ride bikes.

I've only seen the ones that ride skateboards , but I'll take your word for it...

And I'll remember your health tip next time I'm riding on a winters day ,inhaling copious amounts of windsheild washing fluids, and stop in a pub...

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:20 am

Canidae (and others), serious question:

I understand that you, among others, have an aversion to peeing in the shower.

My question is whether you've critically assessed this aversion, or whether it truly is a prejudice.

If you have rational grounds for holding such a strong opinion against it, can you detail them?