There's a conversation between retards going on

Post by **mjrpes** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:38 am

I feel sorry for the conversation. To be stuck between two retards

Post by **Geebs** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:40 am

Only doctors will get this one, but I had a colleage who saw a perfectly healthy 22 year-old portuguese/creole-speaking african man who had come with a pain in his chest. This man had no past medical history apart from being a victim of torture in his home country.

This doctor misinterpreted his ECG, which showed the normal variant known as high takeoff (commonest in young, thin males due to lower impedance of chest), as signifying that he was currently having a heart attack.

When I told her that this was a load of bollocks, she countered with "Oh, but he was tortured!".

Even stupider was the doctor who then accepted her referral to the medical team....

Post by **Foo** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:53 am

Can't argue with that solid reasoning, doctor!

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:24 pm

prince1000 wrote:you know sometimes i leave you alone out of pity but LOL what an existence...

At whom is this pomposity directed?

Post by **prince1000** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:16 pm

XOXOXOXOXO

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:24 pm

GM is so despirate they are offering 2 years of FREE GAS and service paid for by them.

Post by **Doombrain** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:48 pm

prince1000 wrote:XOXOXOXOXO

What a pompous prick

Post by **prince1000** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:03 pm

another lifer

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:35 pm

prince1000 wrote:XOXOXOXOXO

So, our usual back and forth aside, what does this thread tell you about my existence?

Post by **prince1000** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:56 pm

jarhead stuck in a box

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:09 pm

As I thought, you know absolutely nothing about me.

Post by **R00k** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:11 pm

prince1000 wrote:you know sometimes i leave you alone out of pity but LOL what an existence...

Doombrain wrote:What a pompous prick

Post by **plained** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:01 pm

its a make you think twice , its actually helpful

Post by **Jackal** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:18 pm

Nightshade wrote:As I thought, you know absolutely nothing about me.

translate that into ghetto speak so he understands.

"YOU DON KNOW ME!!!"

Post by **prince1000** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:15 pm

Nightshade wrote:As I thought, you know absolutely nothing about me.

of course not, how could i?

i just like seeing you take yourself so seriously. we've played this game before...

Post by **prince1000** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:17 pm

R00k wrote:
prince1000 wrote:you know sometimes i leave you alone out of pity but LOL what an existence...

Doombrain wrote:What a pompous prick

UH OH! Rook is on the case! he'll get to the bottom of this grave injustice through inaction and pouring over the slothosphere

*wink*

Post by **prince1000** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:18 pm

plained wrote:its a make you think twice , its actually helpful

i think you may be on to something, tweaker

Post by **prince1000** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:19 pm

Jackal wrote:
Nightshade wrote:As I thought, you know absolutely nothing about me.
translate that into ghetto speak so he understands.

"YOU DON KNOW ME!!!"

durrrrrrr

Post by **hate** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:18 pm

Geebs wrote:Only doctors will get this one, but I had a colleage who saw a perfectly healthy 22 year-old portuguese/creole-speaking african man who had come with a pain in his chest. This man had no past medical history apart from being a victim of torture in his home country.

This doctor misinterpreted his ECG, which showed the normal variant known as high takeoff (commonest in young, thin males due to lower impedance of chest), as signifying that he was currently having a heart attack.

When I told her that this was a load of bollocks, she countered with "Oh, but he was tortured!".

Even stupider was the doctor who then accepted her referral to the medical team....

:icon27:

back in college i was scrubbed in with the chief of surgery and the 'surgical chief resident'

the idiot resident pointed to the female patients' (very large and fatty female) uterus and referred to it as the fucking gall bladder

the chief caught it and bet him 100 bux it's not the gall bladder

instead of backing down the resident continued to argue that it was the gall bladder

so the chief laughed and and of course rubbed his face in his shitheaded stupidity and wanted his 100 bux

a heavy sense of disbelief filled the room

painful to witness ...

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:21 pm

prince1000 wrote: durrrrrrr

another self-important artist

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:43 pm

prince1000 wrote:
Nightshade wrote:As I thought, you know absolutely nothing about me.
of course not, how could i? i just like seeing you take yourself so seriously. we've played this game before...

Oh, the game wherein you act like a pompous prick, then start babbling incoherently when people call you on it?
All of your statements about me are retarded assumptions based on your own idiotic arrogance. You act like you're just trolling me, but isn't it odd that you act the same way towards pretty much everyone on the forum?
Hey, maybe it's because you actually ARE a pompous prick!

Post by **prince1000** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:05 pm

Massive Quasars wrote:
prince1000 wrote: durrrrrrr
another self-important artist

i am so fucking insulted you uncouth misogynist twat

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:06 pm

now i feel there's a conversation between retards going on

Post by **R00k** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:16 pm

prince1000 wrote:
R00k wrote:
prince1000 wrote:you know sometimes i leave you alone out of pity but LOL what an existence...

Doombrain wrote:What a pompous prick
UH OH! Rook is on the case! he'll get to the bottom of this grave injustice through inaction and pouring over the slothosphere

*wink*

It's a little self-important to think your pomposity is a grave injustice isn't it?

Oh wait no, it's pompous.

Post by **prince1000** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:23 pm

Nightshade wrote:
prince1000 wrote:
Nightshade wrote:As I thought, you know absolutely nothing about me.
of course not, how could i? i just like seeing you take yourself so seriously. we've played this game before...
Oh, the game wherein you act like a pompous prick, then start babbling incoherently when people call you on it?
All of your statements about me are retarded assumptions based on your own idiotic arrogance. You act like you're just trolling me, but isn't it odd that you act the same way towards pretty much everyone on the forum?
Hey, maybe it's because you actually ARE a pompous prick!

hey man, you like don't know me and shit...