There's a conversation between retards going on

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:10 pm

In the cube next to mine. One of our most idiotic engineers is rambling on about wanting to get rid of his Jeep Grand Cherokee and getting something used that's big enough to pull his boat. Now, this guy is a COMPLETE fucking moron, and I can't fathom how he ever got a PhD. Although, I'm friends with his wife, and she constantly gives him shit because his doctoral thesis is a fucking pamphlet, especially next to the tome she wrote for her master's thesis. The running gag is that he must have a LOT more money than we think, or a monster dong, because there's NO other reason she would have married the idiot.
Anyways, this tool's rationalization about wanting a truck that gets 8 mpg? Oh, gas is getting cheaper.
Yeah, fuck conserving resources, fuck not lining the oil barons' pockets with your hard earned cash, fuck encouraging the government and industry to develop more fuel efficient vehicles, BECAUSE GAS IS GETTING CHEAPER.
Did I mention that this fucking twerp is about 5'5", has a head as big as seza's, and drives...A FUCKING MIATA?

I'd like to shoot this douche.
So, regale me with tales of ongoing idiocy in your workplace. Compliance is mandatory.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:12 pm

fuck his wife

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:14 pm

told you about our security guard thinking HDTV is a myth ?

Post by **Freakaloin** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:14 pm

Nightshade wrote:In the cube next to mine. One of our most idiotic engineers is rambling on about wanting to get rid of his Jeep Grand Cherokee and getting something used that's big enough to pull his boat. Now, this guy is a COMPLETE fucking moron, and I can't fathom how he ever got a PhD. Although, I'm friends with his wife, and she constantly gives him shit because his doctoral thesis is a fucking pamphlet, especially next to the tome she wrote for her master's thesis. The running gag is that he must have a LOT more money than we think, or a monster dong, because there's NO other reason she would have married the idiot.
Anyways, this tool's rationalization about wanting a truck that gets 8 mpg? Oh, gas is getting cheaper.
Yeah, fuck conserving resources, fuck not lining the oil barons' pockets with your hard earned cash, fuck encouraging the government and industry to develop more fuel efficient vehicles, BECAUSE GAS IS GETTING CHEAPER.
Did I mention that this fucking twerp is about 5'5", has a head as big as seza's, and drives...A FUCKING MIATA?
I'd like to shoot this douche.
So, regale me with tales of ongoing idiocy in your workplace. Compliance is mandatory.

fuck u...

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:15 pm

losCHUNK wrote:told you about our security guard thinking HDTV is a myth ?

I had someone try and tell me HDTV was harddrive tv which you could record tv programmes on. ......

Post by **Grandpa Stu** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:17 pm

i person i worked with got fired because she didn't show up to a mandatory meeting. it's not so much that didn't show up though as it is that she called in 5 minutes after the meeting started, claimed her cellphone was about to die, then started to say she couldn't make it and then all went silent. lieing cunt. she also regularly got drunk and smoked weed while working which wasn't discovered till after the meeting. she actually did cocain once too.

she was hot though.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:18 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:told you about our security guard thinking HDTV is a myth ?
I had someone try and tell me HDTV was harddrive tv which you could record tv programmes on. ......

when they say it, its really 1 of those moments when you got so much to say... but only 1 mouth to say it with

Post by **Freakaloin** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:20 pm

Grandpa Stu wrote:i person i worked with got fired because she didn't show up to a mandatory meeting. it's not so much that didn't show up though as it is that she called in 5 minutes after the meeting started, claimed her cellphone was about to die, then started to say she couldn't make it and then all went silent. lieing cunt. she also regularly got drunk and smoked weed while working which wasn't discovered till after the meeting. she actually did cocain once too.

she was hot though.

yeah right and the pope is jewish u fucking liar...

Post by **AmIdYfReAk** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:20 pm

whats wrong with the Mx-5?!

Post by **Grandpa Stu** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:22 pm

it looks faggish, otherwise it's a very cappable machine.

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:23 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:fuck his wife

My god, you have no idea how badly I, along with all the guys in the cleanroom, want to tap that sweet, SWEET ass.

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:24 pm

Grandpa Stu wrote:it looks faggish, otherwise it's a very cappable machine.

Yeah, it looks REALLY queer, but has potential.

Post by **AmIdYfReAk** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:25 pm

Grandpa Stu wrote:it looks faggish, otherwise it's a very cappable machine.

its not the most attractive thing out there, but jesus, its turning capability's and how light it is.. thats damn impressive

Post by **Dave** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:27 pm

I know where NS works now

Post by **R00k** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:27 pm

Nightshade wrote:
phantasmagoria wrote:fuck his wife
My god, you have no idea how badly I, along with all the guys in the cleanroom, want to tap that sweet, SWEET ass.

Sounds like a plan. :icon14:

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:39 pm

my landlady's boyfriend looks like this:

he's a dirty, smelly, alcoholic, thieving cunt who leeches off her because he spends all his money on special brew and is too lazy to shower, cook for himself or even bathe regularly

p.s. my landlady is a fairly normal person who used to be married to a regular ok guy who i've met. she must be a thousand miles north of desperate to be with this fuckstick, especially since she's dumped him about 4 times after he thieved money off her (in total, about £60k+ over 6 years). he's been in jail numerous times too

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:46 pm

please tell me your joking

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:57 am

Dave wrote:I know where NS works now

Probably, but you don't know which cube I'm in.

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:13 am

losCHUNK wrote:please tell me your joking

christ mate i wish i was. the guy is a fucking waste of good oxygen, and the guy in the pic only differs from the stinky cunt by having a tan. otherwise it's pretty spot-on. god only knows what she sees in him. he's an ugly cunt with no money and no charm, and is an alcoholic, eats a shitty diet and is a smoker to boot so i'm guessing his ability to get it up is seriously impaired

edit: btw i typed "dirty tramp" into google images and that was the first pic that turned up

the resemblance is pretty good

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:16 am

Nightshade wrote:
Dave wrote:I know where NS works now
Probably, but you don't know which cube I'm in.

edit: lol, look top left: the first gay lego man

edit 2: bottom right is doombrain on a happy day

Post by **Foo** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:19 am

Lol. Is that the new 'future servitude' kids playset from duplo?

Post by **andyman** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:32 am

the one in the top right is black lol

Post by **prince1000** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:46 am

you know sometimes i leave you alone out of pity but LOL what an existence...

Post by **Dave** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:12 am

Nightshade wrote:
Dave wrote:I know where NS works now
Probably, but you don't know which cube I'm in.

don't challenge me buddy because I'll be forced to take it

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:31 am

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