Bluetooth for lovers

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Bluetooth for lovers

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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/28 ... th_device/


Connected to a mobile phone with Bluetooth it becomes an intimate, silent connection between two lovers, regardless of distance. Custom designed for your pleasure, it is intelligent, sophisticated and invented for bliss. The Toy is worn internally, linked to a mobile phone and controlled by sms text messages sent to the phone. Once read, the message is transported automatically to The Toy, which turns it into vibrations - with a huge range of movements, depending on what you have written. Just say what you feel, The Toy will do the rest.

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"worn internally" :olo:
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Post by Ezekiel »

Good grief...
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"Finally, The Toy is "not discoverable in a Bluetooth search", so there's no chance of your other half being molested by a wireless groper."

:olo:
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Its not cheap tho, 200 quid or $380 US shipped. But how funny would it be to find out some girls code and start txting her non stop while shes in class or in a meeting or something.
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Post by seremtan »

yes, or you could have a sex with a real girl, toxicbug
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seremtan wrote:yes, or you could have a sex with a real girl, toxicbug
I said it would be funny.
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Post by plained »

prolly walk abit funny with 6 of those up ye arse :icon32:
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omfg...
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:dork:
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for those that can't please your woman, Christmas is near.
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Post by R00k »

Surely it's only a matter of time before these things get hacked and strangers start "SMS-Raping" girls in clubs and such (and they like it, of course). :olo:
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Post by +JuggerNaut+ »

R00k wrote:Surely it's only a matter of time before these things get hacked and strangers start "SMS-Raping" girls in clubs and such (and they like it, of course). :olo:
a whole new meaning to blue-jacking.
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Post by R00k »

lol


"Man I hate my phone company, I wish I could just switch to a different one."

"Yea, I know, mine fucks me on a regular basis!"
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:olo:
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R00k wrote:lol


"Man I hate my phone company, I wish I could just switch to a different one."

"Yea, I know, mine fucks me on a regular basis!"
Stop complaining at least they don't charge you extra for that ;)
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R00k wrote:Surely it's only a matter of time before these things get hacked and strangers start "SMS-Raping" girls in clubs and such (and they like it, of course). :olo:
most likely the vagina will answer and say "i'm on the train"
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Post by Psyche911 »

plained wrote:prolly walk abit funny with 6 of those up ye arse :icon32:
:olo:

A similar product for the iPod:
http://arstechnica.com/journals/apple.a ... 11/15/1842

However...you'd think it might be a little suspicious. Since this one isn't wireless, you'd see the person with a wire from their iPod down their pants/skirt/etc. lol
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Post by Doombrain »

seremtan wrote:yes, or you could have a sex with a real girl, toxicbug
BUHAHAHHAHAH SEX AHahh HAHA HAHAHAHA TOXICBUG HAHAHAH ah a hahaha ahah ha aha ha ha


ha ha, good one.
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