oh man that naughty, naughty milkman

Post by **Eraser** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:59 pm

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/157 ... ndoms.html

Post by **Eraser** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:02 pm

completely unrelated, but this is probably the funniest games commerical I've ever seen

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/503 ... ition.html

(not that this one's extremely funny, that statement just says more about the level of funnyness in video game commercials in general)

Post by **Whiskey 7** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:08 am

Not too bad. Thanks Eraser, made me smile

Post by **Zyte** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:16 am

lol the second (:

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:26 pm

Jesus Christ! Did any of you see that camel spider vid? Fuck me! The thing was eating a LIZARD!

Ah, here it is:
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/178 ... oplay=true

Post by **mrd** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:46 pm

WTF!? That spider is fuckin' massive.

Post by **Eraser** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:49 pm

There were stories of people being bitten by them in Iraq. All fake stories, but the creatures do exist:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:00 pm

I didn't hear about any fake stories, but yeah, those monstrous things are real.
When I was in Marine Combat Training, all my squad leaders were Gulf War vets, and they told us about these gigantic, translucent, greenish-white scorpions that they'd find. Apparently they're supposed to have some pretty nasty venom, but it was the sheer size of them that freaked people out.

Post by **bitWISE** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:57 pm

oh fucking snap!

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/345 ... ouble.html

Post by **Canis** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:32 pm

Wrong!

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:17 pm

I'd so enjoying fucking Ann Coulter up the ass and coming in her hair. Then punching her in the mouth.

Post by **Canis** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:20 pm

Ann Coulter would be a dirty fuck. I'd get all conservative and start praying to the lord, freedom, and democracy afterwards.

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:22 pm

Actually, I'd settle for just punching her in the mouth.

Post by **Canis** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:27 pm

Yeah. She's probably the sum of every venereal disease present in the republican political arena.

Post by **AmIdYfReAk** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:27 pm

i would put something in her mouth before punching it, in al reality...

I.e. An apple, a potato, yea know.. things that we provide to them.

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:27 pm

Lumber.

Post by **DRuM** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:33 pm

http://www.ecologicproductions.com/ref_ ... Spider.mov