Man battles buck with his bare hands, and wins

Post by **SmokeyTreats** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:12 pm

He left the room, got the wife to call the police and then went back into the room to finish off the Deer

One badass mofo.

Link.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:14 pm

no digg

Post by **SmokeyTreats** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:14 pm

"He was kicked several times. He was walking bowlegged for a while."

Post by **Nightshade** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:16 pm

What a retarded asshole.

Post by **4days** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:19 pm

On Monday in Pine Bluff, the principal of Coleman Elementary School rid his building of a deer by opening a door.

Post by **Foo** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:20 pm

4days wrote:
On Monday in Pine Bluff, the principal of Coleman Elementary School rid his building of a deer by opening a door.

Yeah I saw that and thought 'this man took the better of 2 options'

Post by **SmokeyTreats** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:20 pm

Nightshade wrote:What a retarded asshole.

Yes, saving your family from a wild animal that has invaded your home truelly makes you an asshole.

Post by **SmokeyTreats** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:23 pm

Foo wrote:
4days wrote:
On Monday in Pine Bluff, the principal of Coleman Elementary School rid his building of a deer by opening a door.
Yeah I saw that and thought 'this man took the better of 2 options'

A school hallway and this guys daughters bedroom are very different places no?

Post by **Hannibal** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:25 pm

Goldsberry entered the bedroom to confront the deer

ROFLWAGON. What a man. He could've probably shoo-ed it out of the house, but it would have broke more shit, and no doubt his daughter cannot have her shit broken.

Post by **Nightshade** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:25 pm

SmokeyTreats wrote:
Nightshade wrote:What a retarded asshole.
Yes, saving your family from a wild animal that has invaded your home truelly makes you an asshole.

"Saving your family"? HA! Since when are deer vicious predators?
Besides, all he had to do was open the fucking door.

Post by **4days** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:28 pm

goddamit, i want venison now.

gaaargh, venison.

Post by **SmokeyTreats** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:29 pm

Nightshade wrote:
SmokeyTreats wrote:
Nightshade wrote:What a retarded asshole.
Yes, saving your family from a wild animal that has invaded your home truelly makes you an asshole.
"Saving your family"? HA! Since when are deer vicious predators?
Besides, all he had to do was open the fucking door.

You make it sound like a wild buck during mating season is like a soft cuddly bambi? I don't think showing it the door was an option.

Post by **Foo** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:30 pm

Lol this is a fucking retarded argument.

The finer points of Deer Ejection, as debated by the fine school of Video Gamers.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:33 pm

4days wrote:goddamit, i want venison now.

gaaargh, venison.

indeed.

Post by **SmokeyTreats** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:34 pm

I just have a lot of respect for people that risk life and limb with wild animals for loved ones.

Like this old warrior. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8317484/?GT1=6657

Post by **Foo** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:35 pm

SmokeyTreats wrote:I just have a lot of respect for people that risk life and limb with wild animals for loved ones.

Like this old warrior. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8317484/?GT1=6657

OK. but there are several good reasons why this isn't relevant to this debate.

Post by **SmokeyTreats** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:47 pm

Foo wrote:
SmokeyTreats wrote:I just have a lot of respect for people that risk life and limb with wild animals for loved ones.

Like this old warrior. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8317484/?GT1=6657
OK. but there are several good reasons why this isn't relevant to this debate.

You stated yourself that debating the fact if he could/couldn't lead the deer out of his daughter bedroom is retarded.

Deer attacks are not uncommon during mating season.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=deer+attacks

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:52 pm

Nightshade wrote:
SmokeyTreats wrote:
Nightshade wrote:What a retarded asshole.
Yes, saving your family from a wild animal that has invaded your home truelly makes you an asshole.
"Saving your family"? HA! Since when are deer vicious predators?
Besides, all he had to do was open the fucking door.

Don't forget...you're dealing with a fucking fag....probably a right-wing fucking fag...if there is such a thing.

Post by **Foo** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:52 pm

SmokeyTreats wrote:You stated yourself that debating the fact if he could/couldn't lead the deer out of his daughter bedroom is retarded.

Yep, and I stand by that. Your respect is irrelevent to this case since his daughters bedroom was empty, and his main concern was property.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:53 pm

I battled my penis with my bare hands and won.

Post by **Chupacabra** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:58 pm

SmokeyTreats wrote:I just have a lot of respect for people that risk life and limb with wild animals for loved ones.

Like this old warrior. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8317484/?GT1=6657

We just have a lot of respect for logical people.

Post by **Foo** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:59 pm

Chupacabra wrote:
We just have a lot of respect for logical people.

I can't get no respect

Post by **SmokeyTreats** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:02 pm

GONNAFISTYA wrote:
Nightshade wrote:
SmokeyTreats wrote: Yes, saving your family from a wild animal that has invaded your home truelly makes you an asshole.
"Saving your family"? HA! Since when are deer vicious predators?
Besides, all he had to do was open the fucking door.
Don't forget...you're dealing with a fucking fag....probably a right-wing fucking fag...if there is such a thing.

Such spitefullness GKY, very ugly indeed.

I actually have a very liberal view and do not wish unnecessary pain on any creature.

Post by **SmokeyTreats** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:10 pm

Foo wrote:
SmokeyTreats wrote:You stated yourself that debating the fact if he could/couldn't lead the deer out of his daughter bedroom is retarded.
Yep, and I stand by that. Your respect is irrelevent to this case since his daughters bedroom was empty, and his main concern was property.

The article does not state that his family was in direct danger agreed, but your above statement is based on assumption.

Taking down a wild beast that has invaded your home with your bare hands deserves respect. I highly doubt anyone here (myself included) could have managed this.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:16 pm

SmokeyTreats wrote:
Taking down a wild beast that has invaded your home with your bare hands deserves respect. I highly doubt anyone here (myself included) could have managed this.

One fart from my salmon lunch will finish that fucker off but good.

Fuckin fag.