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Pitched in little league.. Goalie in soccer.. Fruitbooted for senate (kinda, blew my knees out and landed myself in the hospital and lost sponsorship)..andyman wrote:I take you've never played any sports ever?
edit: cyberathelete is not a sport btw
Yeah, no sports at all.
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It curdled, and then I couldn't drink it. So I mixed it with some water, and it was alright again.
I am now sick.
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It curdled, and then I couldn't drink it. So I mixed it with some water, and it was alright again.
I am now sick.
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I find American sports dull as shit sorry. American Football is the most retarded fucking game ever. Why don't you just play the games the rest of the world plays you faggots.
"Oooh we can't win at football, I know let's make our own..yeah American Football"
"Excellent"
"This is where it gets clever see, we will actually base it on an English game called RUGBY!!"
"Man that's so fucking clever."
"Yeah but we don't wanna injure ourselves too much, because we are so pretty, so we'll wear lots of padding and stop every 5 minutes to go back 300 yards, you know to help drag it out"
"Oooh we can't win at football, I know let's make our own..yeah American Football"
"Excellent"
"This is where it gets clever see, we will actually base it on an English game called RUGBY!!"
"Man that's so fucking clever."
"Yeah but we don't wanna injure ourselves too much, because we are so pretty, so we'll wear lots of padding and stop every 5 minutes to go back 300 yards, you know to help drag it out"
pauly i feel it my civic duty to point out your last paragraph is filled with idiot. you're too blinded by your bone with america to realize that NFL players are some of the most finely tuned athletes on the planet. it's just not even up to discussion man. next thing you're going to say is that rugby players are better athletes and more capable of taking hits than NFL players..........i KNOW you weren't thinking that now right?Pauly wrote:I find American sports dull as shit sorry. American Football is the most retarded fucking game ever. Why don't you just play the games the rest of the world plays you faggots.
"Oooh we can't win at football, I know let's make our own..yeah American Football"
"Excellent"
"This is where it gets clever see, we will actually base it on an English game called RUGBY!!"
"Man that's so fucking clever."
"Yeah but we don't wanna injure ourselves too much, because we are so pretty, so we'll wear lots of padding and stop every 5 minutes to go back 300 yards, you know to help drag it out"
agreed, me, too.seza wrote:and just for the record.. i don't care or watch sports on television, it's a big fucking waste of time...i'd rather PARTICIPATE in them. save for a few random billiards matches or the scarce kayak special on espn DUES..sports on the tv mean absolute dick nothing to me
For example, I never watch porn DVD to jelq as such.
I'd rather feel the starvation, which I think real if not ideal.
andyman wrote:senate?
Rollerblade..bitWISE wrote:wtf :icon27:SOAPboy wrote:Fruitbooted for senate
Senate is a skate company..
[size=75][i]I once had a glass of milk.
It curdled, and then I couldn't drink it. So I mixed it with some water, and it was alright again.
I am now sick.
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[img]http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/3631/171164665735hk8.png[/img]
It curdled, and then I couldn't drink it. So I mixed it with some water, and it was alright again.
I am now sick.
[/i][/size]
[img]http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/3631/171164665735hk8.png[/img]
seza wrote: pauly i feel it my civic duty to point out your last paragraph is filled with idiot. you're too blinded by your bone with america to realize that NFL players are some of the most finely tuned athletes on the planet. it's just not even up to discussion man. next thing you're going to say is that rugby players are better athletes and more capable of taking hits than NFL players..........i KNOW you weren't thinking that now right?
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