Uwe Boll doing a Postal movie

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Uwe Boll doing a Postal movie

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oh dear...
Well, maybe it's the first right movie for Boll. The game is shit and filth so there's not much for him to screw up.

Quotes like this one

"Postal has always been about reason and insanity, violence and motivation; Uwe Boll is simply the right guy to bring that vision to the screen."

make me wonder if Jack Thompson is actually that far away from the truth :(

http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=61398
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uwe boll is one of those idiots that ruin the reputation of the whole gaming community

he should be shot
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reputation?
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lack of better word :)
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Re: Uwe Boll doing a Postal movie

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Eraser wrote:oh dear...
Well, maybe it's the first right movie for Boll. The game is shit and filth so there's not much for him to screw up.

Quotes like this one

"Postal has always been about reason and insanity, violence and motivation; Uwe Boll is simply the right guy to bring that vision to the screen."

make me wonder if Jack Thompson is actually that far away from the truth :(

http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=61398
Postal 2 was quality.. :)

I dont see how the fuck they would make a movie out of that shit story tho.. :olo:
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Fucking hell, does that guy not learn? hes made 97 game>to>film movies in the last 5 years and EVERY ONE sucked.
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Post by glossy »

postal 2 was ace. this could be an awesome movie:

I got up, got the paper. There was a local band troupe in town, so i stepped out, threw a bunch of rotten, diseased cow's heads into the lot of them. Once they were all screaming, started beheading a few with my shotgun before getting bored and finishing the rest of with a shovel

^ good viewing, i say.
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Fear Effect (2008) (announced)
Hunter: The Reckoning (2007) (announced)
Far Cry (2006) (announced)
Night Claws (2005) (announced)
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2006) (post-production)
BloodRayne (2005) (completed)

Thats his line up. Gutted :(
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Post by o'dium »

Hes doing FarCry? What kind of cunt gave him the fucking keys to that puppy?

Halo gets the man the legend, and FarCry gets the wibble the wobble?!
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Post by dzjepp »

Jezus there are a ton of retarted game movies in the works. Doom is the worst movie ever made... questions?
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Yes whats the worst movie ever made?
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house of the dead, by miles.
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it was the cinematic equivalent of gypsy tarmacing.
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o'dium wrote:Yes whats the worst movie ever made?
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