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I'm eating the best fucking brownies right now. They're called two bite brownies made by homestyle, if you ever see some get them, you won't regret it.

Plus I accidentaly turned a lesbian straight after trying to lure her and her friend to my house for a threesome. It started good but one got too drunk and passed out. But now the one that didn't pass out dupmed her and wants me.

So how was your weekend?
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Kracus wrote:trying to lure her and her friend to my house
wtf is this supposed to mean lol
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They wanted to go to their house... without me.
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I suppose lure is a bad word and convince might be better :p
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Kracus wrote:Plus I accidentaly turned a lesbian straight after trying to lure her and her friend to my house for a threesome.
:OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO:
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I'd have to see a picture of these girls or at least a picture of someone that look just like them to fully understand what is going on


weekend? friday i went to Busch Gardens for the Howl-O-Scream and it wasn't that great, but Sheikra and Montu were kick ass as usual, especially at night.
saturday i didnt do shit because nothing would work and no one wanted to do anything so I watched the white sox go one step closer to victory
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phantasmagoria wrote:
Kracus wrote:Plus I accidentaly turned a lesbian straight after trying to lure her and her friend to my house for a threesome.
:OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO::OLO:
:olo:
You only got one right you fucking wanker. :p
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andyman wrote:I'd have to see a picture of these girls or at least a picture of someone that look just like them to fully understand what is going on


weekend? friday i went to Busch Gardens for the Howl-O-Scream and it wasn't that great, but Sheikra and Montu were kick ass as usual, especially at night.
saturday i didnt do shit because nothing would work and no one wanted to do anything so I watched the white sox go one step closer to victory
They weren't super models but they're pretty cute. Cute being the key word. I find there's cute and sexy, some prefer sexy some prefer cute. You wouldn't guess either were like that until they started making out.
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:olo: kracus
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Post by [xeno]Julios »

i used to enjoy those brownies until i read the ingredients. If i remember correctly they've got trans fats.
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LOL Krakus professional failure.
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Post by equivo »

Kracus can you ever have a topic that doesn't contain some utter bullshit about your made up fantasy sex life?
It's like you've got some kind of disorder that doesn't allow you to stop talking about it, even though no one believes a word you say.
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No I just think it's hilarious no one beleives me.
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Post by Foo »

Hilariously sad.
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It's like a guilty pleasure. It's the one spot I can talk about shit going on and no one beleives me so I can say whatever I want. It's like one of those livejournals or something :olo:
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Kracus wrote:I'm eating the best fucking brownies right now. They're called two bite brownies made by homestyle, if you ever see some get them, you won't regret it.

Plus I accidentaly turned a lesbian straight after trying to lure her and her friend to my house for a threesome. It started good but one got too drunk and passed out. But now the one that didn't pass out dupmed her and wants me.

So how was your weekend?
Can't wait to try those fucking brownies that come with two lesbians.
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OMFG pete :olo:
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Post by Geebs »

I can officially confirm Kracus' story is true! Here's photographic evidence of him converting not one, but two lesbians at the same time!

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:olo::olo::olo:
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pete wrote:
Kracus wrote:I'm eating the best fucking brownies right now. They're called two bite brownies made by homestyle, if you ever see some get them, you won't regret it.

Plus I accidentaly turned a lesbian straight after trying to lure her and her friend to my house for a threesome. It started good but one got too drunk and passed out. But now the one that didn't pass out dupmed her and wants me.

So how was your weekend?
Can't wait to try those fucking brownies that come with two lesbians.
:olo: LMAO :olo:
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whoa that mustuve been some knight :icon20:
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Geebs wrote:I can officially confirm Kracus' story is true! Here's photographic evidence of him converting not one, but two lesbians at the same time!

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:olo:
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It curdled, and then I couldn't drink it. So I mixed it with some water, and it was alright again.

I am now sick.
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Geebs wrote:I can officially confirm Kracus' story is true! Here's photographic evidence of him converting not one, but two lesbians at the same time!

Image
:olo:
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Post by glossy »

threesomes with straight chicks are better. lesbians (or simply same-sex attracted) chicks are able to amuse themselves, but the straight chicks love the cock too much :icon14:
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Post by tnf »

before even clicking on this thread i knew it would have somethign to do with something like that...yet like a moth to a flame, there i clicked...
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