is this really duhard's eharmony profile?

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Freakaloin
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is this really duhard's eharmony profile?

Post by Freakaloin »

wtf???


First Name: Phil
Location: Canada
Occupation: Proffeshunnal Athleete
Height: 5' 11"
Age: 40
Ethnicity: White, non-Hispanic

1. Following are 3 Relationship Strengths from your Personality Profile:
Daniel generally dislikes the "status quo," and is exhilarating to be around.
Daniel tends to enjoy life and share that enjoyment with others.
Daniel is creative in playtime when work is done.

2. The four things your friends say about you are:Happy
Spontaneous
Funny
Genuine

3. What are you most passionate about?
I love waching WWE and teh rodeo champeonshipps. Im a proffeshunal bull rider. I also liek wressling aliggaters in my spare time and geting drunk espeshally at the same time Im wressling gators or ridin the bulls. I work on my Camaro alott to. The mufler just broke of but its ok cuz it sounds totaly sick now! I can give yuo a ride in it some time.

4. What is the most important quality that you are looking for in another person?
I want a girl who reelly nows how too get down and party. She don't have too be to smart but I hope she is hott. Reelly hott...and easy! She shoold be realy pritty just liek my Mom.

5. What are three of your BEST life-skills?
Socializing
Car maintenance and repair
Making new friends

6. Other than your parents, who has been the most influential person in your life and why?
GW, Bill OReilly, Arnold Shwortsinegger and Jessy Venturra, they kick as. I reely like this stripper I met last week to. Her name is Orchid or something stuppid liek that. She dansed awsome for me in the shampain room tho!

7. What are the THREE things for which you are MOST thankful?
My 85 Camaro
Beer Bongs
My Mom, she still lets me live at home

8. Other than your appearance, what is the first thing that people notice about you?
I can drink alott. It takes me at least a 12 pak too get drunk. I can drive drunk good to.

9. What is the ONE thing that people DON'T notice about you right away that you WISH they WOULD?
My big dragon tattoo its on my back. I just got it finished over at JT's. I gunna be coverd in ink someday

10. How do you typically spend your leisure time?
I hang out at bars down in Dekalb and try too pick up collige chicks. There so hott I cant beleeve it! I watch alott of sports, porn and akshun moovees on cabull TV to.

11. Describe the last book that you read and enjoyed. What was it about? What did you like most about it?
I hate reeding. Thats for dorks.

12. Describe one thing about yourself that only your best friends know.
I'm pretty big if you get my drift. Just don't ask me how my freinds know this.

13. Is there any additional information you would like your matches to know about you?
I cant its a surprize...a BIG ONE!!!
Chicks want me.

14. What are five things that you "can't live without?"
My pit bull, Otis
Strip Clubs
Coors
My "Barely Legal" Magazine Subscription
Hot wings at Hooters restaurant
phantasmagoria
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Post by phantasmagoria »

Would a cat eat another cat if it was hungry enough?
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q4aholic
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Post by q4aholic »

it cant be duhards. i dont see 1v1 there anywhere.
Freakaloin
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Post by Freakaloin »

a defining attribute of a government is that it has a monopoly on the legitimate exercise of violence...
q4aholic
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Post by q4aholic »

you really have a man growth for him dont you
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GONNAFISTYA
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Post by GONNAFISTYA »

Whoever it is certainly isn't fagg0ty enough to be Duhard....that smelly french cunt.
Duhard
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Post by Duhard »

christ..you want a date dumbo?
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Post by Dave »

Duhard
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Post by Duhard »

lol that moronoid is too gay for words..maybe I should post my heavenly body pic that little 15 years old teen took last week when I was fucking her ass to death..anyone interested?
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Post by Dave »

I just thought it was funny that of the thousands of pictures on that site, i landed on his
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