Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:20 pm

You heard it here first.

Clicky

I think it's high time that Bush, FEMA and Rove were indicted for this debacle. It's a disgrace.

Here is a pict of Pittsburgh residents participating in a zombie-preparedness training exercise in 1998.

Prepare today for tomorrow. (ie: Clean your bong often)

Such assertions alarm zombiologist Olivier Baptiste, who calls FUMA's information "hopelessly outdated."

"Dr. Aurora's claims are based on decades-old zombie models," Baptiste said. "Widely released evidence from recent years clearly shows that zombies can run just as fast, if not faster, than a living human."

Added Baptiste: "That FUMA trains its field agents to shoot zombies in the torso, rather than the head, demonstrates just how out of touch the government is."

Post by **q4aholic** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:22 pm

the onion

Post by **Freakaloin** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:29 pm

Post by **seremtan** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:34 pm

Post by **bitWISE** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:37 pm

Post by **andyman** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:46 pm

thats a big dong

Post by **Canis** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:51 pm

Wow!

Post by **Ryoki** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:58 pm

Read it a few days ago, thought about posting it here but forgot all about it.
Onion fucking rocks