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horton
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the cheapest high

Post by horton »

flu.

my head feels like a smoked 10 joints, my vision is blurred, i can barely speak, my throat is burning..im gonna lie in bed and listen to drum n bass.

apart from the liquid coming from my nose, its kinda pleasant.
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Post by horton »

im sure i could get into a fight, pay $999 for my dose of flu and get some crazy bitchez..
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Post by brisk »

and make some chicken soup afterwards.
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Post by horton »

no. i shall be having extra spicy mabo tofu with white rice and cold beer. the meal of kings.

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Post by andyman »

horton wrote:no. i shall be having extra spicy mabo tofu with white rice and cold beer. the meal of kings.

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If that's all you can afford.....
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Post by horton »

andyman wrote:
horton wrote:no. i shall be having extra spicy mabo tofu with white rice and cold beer. the meal of kings.

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If that's all you can afford.....
it is...erm...sauce 200yen - tofu 200yen - rice 200yen - onion 50yen - mushrooms 100 Yen - beer x 4 500 yen.

1250 yen...about 12US$ ?
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Re: the cheapest high

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horton wrote:flu.

my head feels like a smoked 10 joints, my vision is blurred, i can barely speak, my throat is burning..im gonna lie in bed and listen to drum n bass.

apart from the liquid coming from my nose, its kinda pleasant.
MORON ALERT!!!
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Freakaloin wrote: MORON ALERT!!!
Anyone else seem to notice the moron alert only seems to go off whenever freakaloin posts :shrug:
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Re: the cheapest high

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Giraffe }{unter wrote:
Freakaloin wrote: MORON ALERT!!!
Anyone else seem to notice the moron alert only seems to go off whenever freakaloin posts :shrug:
Maybe he intends it to be a reflection of himself rather than aimed at the poster?
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Post by Zyte »

you made that joke already didnt you?
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Giraffe }{unter wrote:
Freakaloin wrote: MORON ALERT!!!
Anyone else seem to notice the moron alert only seems to go off whenever freakaloin posts :shrug:
MORON ALERT pt2...
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Post by SOAPboy »

horton wrote:
andyman wrote:
horton wrote:no. i shall be having extra spicy mabo tofu with white rice and cold beer. the meal of kings.

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If that's all you can afford.....
it is...erm...sauce 200yen - tofu 200yen - rice 200yen - onion 50yen - mushrooms 100 Yen - beer x 4 500 yen.

1250 yen...about 12US$ ?
Make me some :(
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HOW ABOUT I MAKE YOU A NICE CRIPPLE BY PLUNGING MY SHIV INTO YOUR GODDAMN KIDNEY 30 TIMES
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Post by Deathshroud »

You better hope thats not the asian pandemic flu.
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Post by feedback »

Hmm, I don't think it's nice at all to pretend that "hoping" will stop our friend horton from dying from the asian pandemic flu he's contracted :icon7:

Why don't you go head into the terminal illness ward at the children's hospital and tell all the poor bald children with mis-shapen heads and eyes like saucers that "hoping" will stop the cancer from metasticizing throughout their little bodies. Your calousness is nauseating, you'd better "hope" we never run into eachother in my block of the neighborhood, buddy.
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Flu is ok if that's all you can afford...
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Flu doesn't cost anything, I don't get it.
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Post by tnf »

feedback wrote:Hmm, I don't think it's nice at all to pretend that "hoping" will stop our friend horton from dying from the asian pandemic flu he's contracted :icon7:

Why don't you go head into the terminal illness ward at the children's hospital and tell all the poor bald children with mis-shapen heads and eyes like saucers that "hoping" will stop the cancer from metasticizing throughout their little bodies. Your calousness is nauseating, you'd better "hope" we never run into eachother in my block of the neighborhood, buddy.

shiv him feedback.
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Post by shiznit »

mik0rs wrote:Flu doesn't cost anything, I don't get it.
Not to worry it's just Toxic trying to use an overused joke with out understanding what he's talking about.
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feedback wrote:Hmm, I don't think it's nice at all to pretend that "hoping" will stop our friend horton from dying from the asian pandemic flu he's contracted :icon7:

Why don't you go head into the terminal illness ward at the children's hospital and tell all the poor bald children with mis-shapen heads and eyes like saucers that "hoping" will stop the cancer from metasticizing throughout their little bodies. Your calousness is nauseating, you'd better "hope" we never run into eachother in my block of the neighborhood, buddy.
Goddamn feedback, that's some fucked up shit right there. How many times do I have to fucking tell you? There's TWO FUCKING L's IN CALLOUSNESS.
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Post by feedback »

From now on, I'll draft my posts in MS Word first~
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YOU APPEAR TO BE WRITING A LETTER
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Post by Guest »

Cheapest high? Meh... I've gotten XTC for free before... :smirk:

Just kidding I've had a flu before where I saw these circular type of red vortexes forming above me in the air. There were dozens of them. Yeah I was fucked.
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Post by [xeno]Julios »

i dunno - sometimes getting ill can make you feel a bit dizzy and all, but i wouldn't say it's anything close to a cerebral high.

doesn't make you more imaginitive or anything...
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