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:olo: I won't be able to think of Cid the same way

Yuffie was hopping up and down excitedly as Cloud and Tifa brought forth the pretty new chocobo that was to be hers. "Thank you so much!" she exclaimed, "This is so nice after all that I've..." Cloud held up a hand and frowned. She hung her head, knowing full well he was still a bit pissed from all those times she had ripped them off. She glanced over at the pretty green chocobo that was standing by the Highwind. He looked very regale, calm, and like he could outrun anything that would ever try to harm him. She ran over and began to lead him inside. "C'mon DrahEm Kcuf, time to go to your new room!" she exclaimed. Tifa shook her head and said, "She certainly is infatuated with it isn't she?" Cloud smirked, "Face it, she's been a thief most her life. Exactly how many friends do you suppose she has that would give her something valuable?" Tifa smiled and nodded, her breasts bouncing jovially all the while. They then followed her into the Highwind.

Later, after a good meal and some drinks, the adults decided to kick back for some rest. Tifa snatched Clouds hand and drug him away to some dark corner of the ship, Yuffie vanished off with several crew members and Barrett, Vincent departed to his room to "meditate" alone, and Cid was left by himself at the table. He looked around at the empty seats and realized just how lonely he was. He stood and walked over to a window to watch the great expanse of land below them flying by. The world, he thought, the entire world was just flying by, and he was alone.... He sighed and concentrated on the world below him, trying to become one with it. Movement caught his eye. Below was a small group of chocobos running. He then felt this strange feeling course through him. He felt suddenly a sort of kinship to these beasts of burden. He then remembered Yuffie's chocobo, DrahEm Kcuf. He turned and left for the stable.

He entered the stable and stared long and hard at the pretty green chocobo. It was curled up and sleeping, a sweet and innocent expression on it's feathered face. Cid quietly stepped nearer it so as to get a better view of it. He then felt a stirring within, and warmth spreading through him. His face was beginning to burn, and he couldn't resist the urge to step over and touch it lightly on it's head. DrahEm Kcuf's head jerked up and he chirped softly. Cid jumped ever so slightly, he hadn't meant to wake it. He then stroked it's head once more. It nuzzled his hand and warbled neath it's breath. Ever so slightly Cid's breathing increased, and his heart rate rose. "Such a pretty chocobo," he muttered quietly. He stood up and moved over to where the supplies were on the wall. He took down a muzzle, one that was normally reserved for wild and noisy chocobo, and gently placed it on DrahEm Kcuf's beak. He fastened it tightly behind the chocobo's head. A lil too tight, for the poor things eyes misted with tears for a moment. It stood and looked to Cid. He stared back at the chocobo for a moment, rubbing his abdomen and thinking to himself, his thoughts all jumbled into nothing but noise now. He began swaying and humming. A moment passed, and he turned and pulled out straps meant for restraining incredibly violent chocobo. He then went to work restraining DrahEm Kcuf.

Finally it stood there, unable to move or cry out. It looked over to Cid nervously. Cid was now drooling ever so slightly and rubbing his crotch. "Lonely," he mumbled, "I'm lonely pretty boy, are you lonely too?" Cid unbuttoned his pants with his right hand while his left continued it's stroking. He then slid them off onto the floor. He stood behind the chocobo and ran his fingers through it's lovely green feathers. He snatched a handful of feathers in his left hand and pulled a bit. The chocobo tried to squawk, and at that time his right hand lead his meaty cock into it's rear. It's eyes widened in fear and it's face contorted in pain. It shivered as Cid's shaft tore into it's rectum. In and out Cid went, slowly first, but then faster, more violent. Cid paid no mind to the blood that was seeping out around his penis, he only cared for the moment. He felt wonderful, he felt at one with nature and the chocobo. "Yes..." he hissed quietly, his voice taking on a more hateful tone, "Lonely damn bird!" He gripped it's feathers with both hands and pulled it toward him. Green feathers were floating on the air about him. He giggled to himself as he saw them glimmering in the last rays of daylight. His head was spinning, he felt like he was becoming apart from himself. He felt the warm trickle of the blood going down his legs, and smelled it's arousing scent. "You love me bird..." he cooed evilly. DrahEm Kcuf's head was drooping slightly, it was on the verge of passing out. Cid saw this and grabbed the feathers of it's head and pulled it way back so that he could whisper to it. "Don't you go out on me," he said, "or I'll hurt you. Heh, lonely chocobo, I'm lonely too." He then began to choke it slightly as he pounded violently into the poor thing. The blood was now pouring out, and it's rectum was beginning to puff out, swollen, painful. Finally Cid came, semen and blood poured out in a disgusting pink mixture. At this same time the chocobo's own penis, which had hardened against it's will shot off. It's semen sprayed it's own and Cid's feet. Cid breathed a sigh of relief and slumped against the chocobo which fell immediately into a faint. After a moment he wiped down, and removed all the restraints from the chocobo. He dressed and went back to the dining area to take a nap.

Yuffie's scream brought everyone else running. The chocobo had come half awake and was dragging itself across the floor to her. Blood was still leaking out from behind it, and it's intestines were poking out. Cloud clamped a hand over his mouth in shock. Tifa grabbed Yuffie and they turned away. Yuffie was shaking, apparently in shock. Barrett stood gaping, then yelled, "What the hell happened?!" Cloud shook his head, unable to fathom a reply. Vincent leaned against the doorway, an odd expression on his face. 'What's that smell?' he thought to himself, 'It smells like..' He then shook his head and scanned the room quickly. Some of the blood seemed to be mixed with an odd whitish substance. He shook his head and quietly left the room. He followed the sound of Cid's snoring. He could still hear Yuffie's hysteric sobs, and the sympathetic cries coming from Tifa. He could also hear Clouds kind words, and Barrett explaining that it was dying and would need to be put down. Finally, Vincent entered the dining area. Cid was curled up under the table with the most blissful and peaceful smile upon his face. He looked nothing like the Cid they usually saw. He could have been an innocent angel. Vincent then smelled a familiar scent again, this time it was blood. He smelled the chocobo's blood, and it's source was Cid........
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Post by dzjepp »

Can you summarize?
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Post by eepberries »

A summary could never do so great a story any justice
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Post by andyman »

I looked like your avatar when I saw all those words piled into one story
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Post by SoM »

hey peabrain, can u copy n paste yet ?
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SoM wrote:hey peabrain, can u copy n paste yet ?
Hey peabrain, the source was a shitty manually formatted .txt file. Nothing I can do about it ´~`
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Post by SoM »

fuck, i'm sorry i've wasted my time trying to help your sore arse
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Post by Foo »

Simple misunderstanding leads to fallout!
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Post by andyman »

Has anyone read this yet?

What's a Cid?
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Post by eepberries »

Oh.
Yeah copy and paste is working. It's only when I'm running vc++ that gets messed up. Sorry :olo:
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Post by Nightshade »

Chocobo rape. Great.
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Post by Grandpa Stu »

fan fiction in all its glory.
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Post by Foo »

Is this how you get the golden chocobo?

I've been wondering.
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Post by Nightshade »

I think it's how you get the brown chocobo.
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Post by mjrpes »

While were on the subject of cats and masturbation...

My cat always watches me when I masturbate, and he just stares at me. So one day I decided to beat it at it's own game. I kept wacking it and staring at that fucking cat right in it's eyes. Neither one of us flinched. I slowly began to speed up, and the cat and I kept staring at each other. The porn sound effects began to move into the background and as the cat and I both refused to flinch. I began to fucus on the refection of my cock in the cat's eyes as I kept a steady rythm. We kept this up for five minutes. Ten minutes. Twenty minutes. An hour. Three hours.

Eventually the sun went down, but the competetion remained on. I didn't even notice my amazing stamina, as I was so determined to emerge victorious over my cat. The sun rose, the sun set, over and over.

As the second fort night began to conclude, I felt something wet in my palm. Had I finished? Had this fucking cat won once again? I glanced down towards my cock, and noticed that my palm was covered in blood. I gasped, removed my hand and looked at my penis. If this damn thing could scream, it would've. It wasn't so much a penis any more, as it was a bloody, shrivled Slim Jim. I continued to stare at it as a mixture of intestinal juice and semen seeped onto my crotch. At this point, my penis looked up at me, and whispered, "Why..." The voice trailed off, and my dick vanished in a brilliant, golden light.

I looked towards my long-dead cat, reflecting on the past months. It's rancid corpse had begun the middle stages of decomposition, and I smirked triumphantly. Even though my penis had made the ultimate sacrifice, I had prevailed.
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Post by Foo »

is that Keats???
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Post by mjrpes »

Very close... Yeats.
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Post by Chupacabra »

that was brilliant mjrpes
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Post by Pext »

fanfiction is so sad :(
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Post by Grudge »

agreed
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Post by Pext »

not as sad as furries though.

hey... but i guess there is furry fan faction, right?
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Post by Grudge »

the horror
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Post by eepberries »

Mjpres, that story was amazing
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