The worst movie ever made

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:23 pm

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101255/

I think this is the worst movie i've seen - i was a kid when i saw it though

Post by **Geebs** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:27 pm

Worst movie ever is a tie between Straw Dogs and some eastern european movie called "The Underground" (not the christopher lambert one) which is literally about 4 hours of nothing happening. I was chewing the carpet.

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:33 pm

Geebs wrote:Worst movie ever is a tie between Straw Dogs and some eastern european movie called "The Underground" (not the christopher lambert one) which is literally about 4 hours of nothing happening. I was chewing the carpet.

this one?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0201290/

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:33 pm

hm - straw dogs got great reviews:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067800/

Post by **Geebs** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:40 pm

I wish. No, this one:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114787/

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:41 pm

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102034/

highlander 2 gets my vote (see above)

although I'm guessing I would have hated Liebstraum more had I sat through the whole thing rather than just 10 minutes of it.

Post by **Geebs** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:43 pm

[xeno]Julios wrote:hm - straw dogs got great reviews:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067800/

By morons. It's extremely dated, unbelievably boring, and contains depictions of West Country yokels that would have any english person in stitches, and did. It feels like it's about 6 hours long. In the screening I saw (and this was in an "arty" student cinema in Oxford), plenty of people walked out.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:44 pm

Geebs wrote:
[xeno]Julios wrote:hm - straw dogs got great reviews:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067800/
By morons. It's extremely dated, unbelievably boring, and contains depictions of West Country yokels that would have any english person in stitches, and did. It feels like it's about 6 hours long. In the screening I saw (and this was in an "arty" student cinema in Oxford), plenty of people walked out.

Sam Peckinpaw invented getting shot in slow motion.

larf

Post by **shaft** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:47 pm

Just watch Under Seige 1 & 2 again and try and forget about this. ok? There was a lot of solid energy coming out of those movies. Great. Positive aura. Great. Great. It's all great. Lotta bad Seagal movies, you have to rise above them. Gotta harness in the the good energy, block out the bad. Harness, energy, block, bad. Feel the flow Nightshade. Feel it, it's circular. It's like a carousel. You pay the quarter, get on the horse. It goes up and down and around. It's circular. Circle. With the music, the flow. All good things.

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:51 pm

hm geebs - both those movies you consider the worst you've seen got stellar ratings on imdb.

Not to say you didn't like em, just that perhaps they're not the worst you've seen?

Post by **Geebs** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:56 pm

No seriously, they are. Although the exorcist is also pretty high up my list for terrible movies, as well.

The ratings on the imdb are entirely voted for by colossal nerds who think that they will somehow lose face if they disagree with the consensus, even though it's anonymous.

Fuck it, I've watched Desert Kickboxer 2. I've watched that thing where David Hasselhoff is a superspy with an eyepatch. I've sat through Battlefield Earth. I've even seen the movie of Double Dragon with that bloke from Party of Five (where I got my rank

) They're crap, but saying they're bad is shooting fish in a barrel.

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 9:57 pm

shaft wrote:Just watch Under Seige 1 & 2 again and try and forget about this. ok? There was a lot of solid energy coming out of those movies. Great. Positive aura. Great. Great. It's all great. Lotta bad Seagal movies, you have to rise above them. Gotta harness in the the good energy, block out the bad. Harness, energy, block, bad. Feel the flow Nightshade. Feel it, it's circular. It's like a carousel. You pay the quarter, get on the horse. It goes up and down and around. It's circular. Circle. With the music, the flow. All good things.

Lol, the best thing about Under SIege was Erika Eleniak's tits.

Post by **Foo** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:07 pm

Three words kids:

Hawk The Slayer

Come back and talk about shit movies after seeing the definitive.

Post by **Transient** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:11 am

Tormentius wrote:Morbid curiousity overcame me and I checked IMDB. My God, Segal has done 6 shite movies this year alone:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000219/

The Untitled Onion Movie (2005) (post-production) .... Cock Puncher

He plays a guy named Cock Puncher? LMAO!

Post by **ajerara** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:27 am

"The Hours" has gotta be the worst movie I ever saw 45 minutes of. I just couldn't take it. It's the most wordless staring in a movie ever. it must have been a snap for the director. "Just stare, no, don't try to act, just stare."

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:34 am

the garfield movie with jennifer love hewitt is by far the worst movie i've ever seen.
of recent memory its the only movie i've tried to watch and had to shut if off in disgust after less than 10 min.
usually i can stomache bad movies for the purpose of mocking them, but that movie is just horrid.

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