BULLSHIT!

Post by **Nightshade** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:40 pm

http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html
The sad thing is, I hear shit like this every single day.

Post by **[FTF]Pyro** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:42 pm

engage sexy convergence

lol

Post by **Pext** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:43 pm

you should incentivize some bleeding-edge web-readiness, lol

(all of you)

Post by **Dek** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:45 pm

expedite next-generation partnerships

Post by **plained** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:45 pm

from what i seen there, it helps if you doent understand the meanings of the words that good

kinda good to make songs hehe

*edit oh wait i hit it again and it made sense, lame and old sense, but sense

Post by **Pext** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:47 pm

Dek wrote:expedite next-generation partnerships

aka support gay marriage?

Post by **Nightshade** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:08 pm

facilitate best-of-breed action items

Post by **bitWISE** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:09 pm

I might have to use this to jazz up my resume

Post by **R00k** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:32 pm

envisioneer cross-media e-services :icon14:

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:43 pm

envisioneer world-class portals

quality

:icon14:

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:45 pm

even better:

evolve back-end e-markets

a euphemism for gay porn if ever i heard one

Post by **Transient** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:51 pm

Wow, that was dumb.

Post by **Deathshroud** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:01 pm

Yea, I definitely see windows vista needing to enhance plug-and-play methodologies.

Mmm, yes.

Post by **4days** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:19 pm

lol, target sticky vortals

reminds me of this company we've been (in theory) working with. pasted all the emails from my contact there into one doc so that they were easier to forward round the office and poke fun at - then noticed that if i replaced the terms 'database integration', 'database architecture' and 'template system integration' with the phrase 'fuck all', i could build an accurate picture of their efforts over the last few weeks.

Post by **R00k** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:20 pm

Post by **andyman** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:21 pm

aggregate cross-media supply chains lol

Post by **hate** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:24 pm

seen

vs

saw

you know who you are