Musical breast implants!

Post by **R00k** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:32 pm

LOL
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_15 ... ddiscovery

"Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years."

My question: How long will it be before each one comes with stock porn music tracks out of the factory?

My dream for the future is to have hidden porn tracks in every fake boob on the market. Then I can have a special remote, and anytime I start banging a chick, I can kick off my own soundtrack without her even knowing the music was there.

That would be class.

Post by **Chupacabra** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:34 pm

so theres a remote or something? or you just shake the boob in different ways?

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:42 pm

Post by **Pext** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:53 pm

R00k wrote:How long will it be before each one comes with stock porn music tracks out of the factory?

that would be awesome

Post by **Pext** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:53 pm

Chupacabra wrote:so theres a remote or something? or you just shake the boob in different ways?

push the button

Post by **Foo** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:55 pm

That's the worst idea since Krackus's chicken soup woman bait.

Post by **Canis** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:01 pm

Sir Mixalot - "I Like big butts and I can not lie..."

Post by **Chupacabra** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:21 pm

Foo wrote:That's the worst idea since Krackus's chicken soup woman bait.

besides the fact that she didn't exist, there was nothing wrong with his chicken soup bait.

Post by **R00k** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:30 pm

Chupacabra wrote:so theres a remote or something? or you just shake the boob in different ways?

It will use the revolutionary nip-wheel navigation menu, of course.

I already have a couple ideas on how to charge the battery, but I'm not sure how many women are ready for intrusive magnetic-coil implants just yet.

Post by **Canis** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:56 pm

R00k wrote:
Chupacabra wrote:so theres a remote or something? or you just shake the boob in different ways?
It will use the revolutionary nip-wheel navigation menu, of course.

I already have a couple ideas on how to charge the battery, but I'm not sure how many women are ready for intrusive magnetic-coil implants just yet.

Put a little gyroscopic generator in the things to charge the battery...kinda like those self-winding watches. All she has to do to keep them peppy and singing is ensure she's making them bounce...

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