We are all going to die very soon

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:58 pm

...at least according to Pat Roberts.

Post by **dzjepp** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:59 pm

religion, etc.

Post by **Pext** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:00 pm

I don't have any special revelation to say it is but the Bible does indicate such a time will happen.

Post by **R00k** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:02 pm

I can't believe anyone still lets him on the air.

Post by **andyman** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:04 pm

You would think jesus would want the earth looking nice, rather than all fucked up when/if he came back

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:06 pm

MAKE SURE YOU'RE PREPARED FOR THE RAPTURE

Don't forgit yer duct tape.

Post by **tnf** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:08 pm

The shit I just took proves that, most definitely, there can be no god.

In fact, I was on a road trip this weekend and I now have 3 TOTALLY NEW shit stories...all of which point to an overall lack of hygiene in the kitchens of southern Canada....

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:09 pm

Don't blame Canada for yer fucked up plumming ya cunt.

Quit ramming carrot sticks and road pylons up yer dumper.

Besides....Jesus hates fags...so it's your damnation to shit buckets for eternity.

Post by **tnf** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:14 pm

no no. I left for Canada perfectly healthy. I even declared that at the border - I said "let it be known that i have just undergone a complete emptying of my gastric and bowel contents, so that any odd happenings taking place within my colon be the sole responsibility of the Canadian people and their food."

I should note that we were in small little towns in southwestern canada with names like Grand Forks or something.

I almost had to use the shitter at the border patrol station coming back into the states, but couldn't bear the thought of going into a building with a big pic of michael chirtoff (sp) looking at me...actually dumping on the pic would have probably been a nice story too...

Post by **tnf** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:15 pm

GONNAFISTYA wrote:Don't blame Canada for yer fucked up plumming ya cunt.

Quit ramming carrot sticks and road pylons up yer dumper.

Besides....Jesus hates fags...so it's your damnation to shit buckets for eternity.

Need I remind you of our tumultous sexual past, sir?

I'm still waiting for the child support checks for that troglodyte of ours you bore.

Post by **tnf** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:16 pm

GONNAFISTYA wrote:Don't blame Canada for yer fucked up plumming ya cunt.

Quit ramming carrot sticks and road pylons up yer dumper.

Besides....Jesus hates fags...so it's your damnation to shit buckets for eternity.

And for the record, if you people actually read the new testament for what it says literally, it is impossible for jesus to hate anyone.

but pat robertson would not have anyone believe that.

that doesn't change the fact my dump has just disproved his existence though...

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:49 pm

"The Dump That Disproved The Existance Of God"

....film at 11.

BTW...Grand Forks is in North Dakota.....an American state....hom0fag.

Did you go to Manitoba? That's the Canadian province directly north of Grand Forks and my home province. All I have to say is: DON'T FUCK THE FAT CHICKS.

Post by **tnf** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:12 pm

no no...there is a grand forks in canada. i was there.

http://www.city.grandforks.bc.ca/

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:33 pm

tnf wrote: I said "let it be known that i have just undergone a complete emptying of my gastric and bowel contents, so that any odd happenings taking place within my colon be the sole responsibility of the Canadian people and their food."

I'll bet they hear that a lot.

Post by **tnf** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:38 pm

I say it at every border crossing.

Someday I'll win a lawsuit against an entire nation for explosive shits.

the odd thing is, when I was 18 I was told never to come back to canada by a rcmp...

Post by **Pooinyourmouth** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:16 pm

http://www.hawt.net/viewvideo.php?id=1356

Post by **Mr.Magnetichead** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:22 pm

When Jesus just return he's going to be really pissed with the republicans.

Post by **Canis** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:38 pm

Fucking repent! Repent you bitches!!!

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:48 pm

when jesus gets here i want to know who HE would assassinate

Post by **MKJ** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:04 pm

Randall Terry most likely

Post by **tnf** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:14 pm

Mr.Magnetichead wrote:When Jesus just return he's going to be really pissed with the republicans.

this is true. and all the southern baptists and tv evangelists.

Post by **Bdw3** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:24 pm

tnf wrote:the odd thing is, when I was 18 I was told never to come back to canada by a rcmp...

Did you insult his horse? :icon6:

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:24 pm

Hey if you run into me on the wrong night it could be the end of the world from your point of view.