food is for morons...

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Freakaloin
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food is for morons...

Post by Freakaloin »

meh...waste of time and money to eat all the time...i now limit my calorie intake to 1200 a day max...i'm rock hard and never have to take a shit and when i do i rarely need to wipe... already reach my weight goal...now i must lose 5 more just for shits and giggles...questions?
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Post by HM-PuFFNSTuFF »

geoff doesnt wipe his ass when he shits. why doesnt that surprise me?
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Post by Freakaloin »

i said i didn't need to moron..u can't read?
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Post by werldhed »

I found out my basal metabolic rate is ~1400-1500 cal/day.
I have to eat a lot to stay alive.
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Post by Duhard »

so you don't shit asswipe?
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Post by Freakaloin »

i can eat 2664 calorie a day and not gain weight...but food is gay so fuck that...

http://www.healthstatus.com/calculate/dee
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Post by losCHUNK »

i found that wearing slip on shoes reduces the amount of time needed to put shoes on

this is because you dont have to go through the devastating task of tying the laces up

glad i could be of help :up:
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Post by seremtan »

just think, before the internet came along, sharing your toilet habits with complete strangers around the world was an impossibility
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Post by losCHUNK »

i also found that reading whilst laying some cable helps things flow that lil bit more easy
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Post by SoM »

wheres julios when u need him
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Post by Canis »

So hes a dirty motherfucker as well as an annoyance....go figure.
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Post by Duhard »

Canis wrote:So hes a dirty motherfucker as well as an annoyance....go figure.
..and he says eating is gay..lol this moron's too gay for words..
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Post by Freakaloin »

40,000 is too gay for humanity...questions?
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Post by Don Carlos »

lol my mate was on 5000 calories a day and still lost 11 pounts in a week

you loser
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Post by Nightshade »

Amazing. Dr. Goof has discovered that if you eat less, you lose weight.
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Post by Freakaloin »

i'm the christian bale of the msgboards...questions?
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Post by hax103 »

Freakaloin wrote:i said i didn't need to moron..u can't read?
LOL. He doesnt need to shit.

Freakie just explodes when he is 30.
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Post by Duhard »

Freakaloin wrote:40,000 is too gay for humanity...questions?
lawl..you've been posting 3 times more often than me for the last 3 years dumb dumb...owned and jellus..hmmmmm
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Post by Nightshade »

hax103 wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:i said i didn't need to moron..u can't read?
LOL. He doesnt need to shit.

Freakie just explodes when he is 30.
So he exploded about 15 years ago? That would explain the non-stop shit spewing.
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Post by Freakaloin »

hax103 wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:i said i didn't need to moron..u can't read?
LOL. He doesnt need to shit.

Freakie just explodes when he is 30.
another moron who can't read...gg...
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Post by Freakaloin »

Duhard wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:40,000 is too gay for humanity...questions?
lawl..you've been posting 3 times more often than me for the last 3 years dumb dumb...owned and jellus..hmmmmm
and yet u have 46k more posts then me...MORON ALERT...
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Post by Nightshade »

Goof can't add...MORON ALERT!
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Post by Canis »

Freakaloin, how many times do we have to remind you the moron alert is for you and you alone....self-labeling is acceptable, but only if the naive fuck doing it recognizes it.
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Post by Freakaloin »

Canis wrote:Freakaloin, how many times do we have to remind you the moron alert is for you and you alone....self-labeling is acceptable, but only if the naive fuck doing it recognizes it.
MORON ALERT!!!...
[xeno]Julios
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Post by [xeno]Julios »

I was eating 4500 calories a day a couple bulking phases ago, and i'm only 150-170 pounds. Geoff how much do you weigh?
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