Make the weiner bigger pills

Post by **andyman** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:59 pm

Lets hear your experiences with these

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:00 am

Post by **andyman** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:01 am

C'mon people know one will judge you

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:02 am

viagra ?

slipped my mate one on his stag party

by all accounts he couldnt get his boxers off for a day

Post by **andyman** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:10 am

losCHUNK wrote:viagra ?

slipped my mate one on his stag party

by all accounts he couldnt get his boxers off for a day

does he not have hands? how the hell couldn't he get his boxers off?

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:11 am

well im guessing he had a tight waste band and a huge pole

Post by **Scourge** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:14 am

I was told by my wife that if I took viagra I might as well plan on a divorce.

Post by **Pooinyourmouth** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:18 am

Viagra makes a pretty good coat hanger.

Post by **bitWISE** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:18 am

I was tempted to order a trial of Enzyte but I never got around to it.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:39 am

I can fuck for hours already, half the time I don't even get to finish so pills are definitely out of the question for me.

Post by **Hannibal** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:41 am

scourge34 wrote:I was told by my wife that if I took viagra I might as well plan on a divorce.

why would she say that?

Post by **Deathshroud** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:17 am

Hannibal wrote:
scourge34 wrote:I was told by my wife that if I took viagra I might as well plan on a divorce.
why would she say that?

Maybe she's a nympho?

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:58 am

scourge, explain

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:07 am

he's trying to tell us he's a sexual tyrannosaurus and that viagra would be overkill

or something

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:29 am

perhaps he's trying to imply that his wife would be offended that he'd need synthetic help to get a hardon for her.

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:32 am

btw was reading "miss smilla's feeling for snow"

an AWESOME novel - good thriller but quite philosophical.

anyway, i'm a couple hundred pages in, and all of a sudden, there's this:

Originally posted by Peter Høeg

Standing in the middle of the bedroom, we take off each other's clothes.
He has a light, fumbling brutality, which several times makes me think that this time it'll cost me my sanity. In our dawning, mutual intimacy, I induce him to open the little slit in the head of his penis so I can put my clitoris inside and fuck him

Who needs viagra with a girl like that!

Post by **Chupacabra** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:52 am

[xeno]Julios wrote:perhaps he's trying to imply that his wife would be offended that he'd need synthetic help to get a hardon for her.

you and your logic

!

Post by **MKJ** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:42 am

Kracus wrote:I can fuck for hours already, half the time I don't even get to finish so pills are definitely out of the question for me.

being on the receiving end doesnt count dude

Post by **Transient** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:44 am

seremtan wrote:he's trying to tell us he's a sexual tyrannosaurus and that viagra would be overkill

or something

His penis eats small rodents?

Post by **Don Carlos** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:09 pm

losCHUNK wrote:well im guessing he had a tight waste band and a huge pole

:icon26:

Post by **Nightshade** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:21 pm

bitWISE wrote:I was tempted to order a trial of Enzyte but I never got around to it.

Those fucking commercials make me want to put a brick through my TV.

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:44 pm

Transient wrote:
seremtan wrote:he's trying to tell us he's a sexual tyrannosaurus and that viagra would be overkill

or something
His penis eats small rodents?

doesn't everyone's?

Post by **mik0rs** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:55 pm

[xeno]Julios wrote:perhaps he's trying to imply that his wife would be offended that he'd need synthetic help to get a hardon for her.

Maybe, which would make her pretty ignorant (or stupid) as that's not really the point of viagra anyway.

Post by **bitWISE** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:09 pm

Nightshade wrote:
bitWISE wrote:I was tempted to order a trial of Enzyte but I never got around to it.
Those fucking commercials make me want to put a brick through my TV.

Yeah it was funny the first time and then went straight to annoying. I actually haven't seen them on in a while.

Post by **Scourge** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:16 pm

seremtan wrote:he's trying to tell us he's a sexual tyrannosaurus and that viagra would be overkill

or something

Or something like that. Viagra would be overkill. Unless I haven't had any in a while I can go for quite some time already. She knows I've never had a problem getting a boner, so that's not it. I think she's afraid I would fuck her to death. :icon30: