Hey blokes -- have you ever fucked a man?

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glossy
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Hey blokes -- have you ever fucked a man?

Post by glossy »

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entri ... .phtml#578
Tucker "FUCK THIS!! NO FUCKING WAY THAT I FUCKED A MAN!!"
Him "I think you did."
Tucker "SHUT UP SHUT UP--I CAN'T BE HEARING THIS!!!"
Him "Don't feel bad, this happens to lots of guys. You'd be shocked."
Tucker "OH MOTHERFUCK!! NO WAY. THIS IS NOT HAPPENING I AM NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION!! WHAT IN DEAR GOD IS HAPPENING??? I DID NOT FUCK A FAKE WOMAN!"
extremely funny read
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Post by Freakaloin »

i have fucked a man...but i'm not gay...
a defining attribute of a government is that it has a monopoly on the legitimate exercise of violence...
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Post by saturn »

YUOR ONLY GAY IF YUO TEH RECIEVER!!
fuck off sigs
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Post by Canis »

saturn wrote:YUOR ONLY GAY IF YUO TEH RECIEVER!!
Keep telling yourself that...keep telling yourself that.
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Post by saturn »

BEND OVER BITCH!
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Post by andyman »

its only gay if your ball bags touch when your fucking
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Post by Denz »

I like Boobies :p
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Post by MKJ »

saturn wrote:YUOR ONLY GAY IF YUO TEH RECIEVER!!
not true

its only gay if you kiss
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Post by Giraffe }{unter »

MKJ wrote:
saturn wrote:YUOR ONLY GAY IF YUO TEH RECIEVER!!
not true

its only gay if you kiss

I heard is't only gay if you push back...
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Post by dmmh »

its nice having something up the arse
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Post by andyman »

it's only gay if you suck your shit outta the other guys pee tube and then gargle it, and then feed it to the other guy like a momma bird feeds a baby bird.

...i think.....
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Post by Freakaloin »

fag0ts...
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Post by Mr.Magnetichead »

Yes.
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Post by reefsurfer »

andyman wrote:its only gay if your ball bags touch when your fucking
:olo:
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Post by Pext »

andyman wrote:its only gay if your ball bags touch when your fucking
hm... but... the only position that could prevent this is very gay itself
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Post by Tsakali_ »

Denz wrote:I like Boobies :p
so you like fat fags
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