Software help

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:30 am

I’m looking for software or a solution that will interrogate networks for ‘status back’ information, ideally over the internet. Does anyone know of a software house or product that does this?

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:01 am

Man, I would so help you if I had the slightest fucking clue what you were on about.
Cheers!

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:09 am

Doombrain wrote:solution

speaking the lingo

sorry but giving you a straight answer isn't on my list of deliverables for this quarter

Post by **Grudge** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:17 am

We only provide customer-centered end-to-end enterprise solutions.

Post by **neh** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:22 pm

Grudge wrote:We only provide customer-centered end-to-end enterprise solutions.

you mean shit written by monkeys in vb that basically just abstracts all the domain logic that you've "captured" in t-sql then?

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:45 pm

neh wrote:
Grudge wrote:We only provide customer-centered end-to-end enterprise solutions.
you mean shit written by monkeys in vb that basically just abstracts all the domain logic that you've "captured" in t-sql then?

Something along those lines. Basically I'm looking for a way we can harvest peripheral info from servers.

Post by **plained** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:58 pm

haha :lol:

Post by **Foo** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:59 pm

Do you mean status information or hardware audit?
There's some SNMP tools on sourceforge which you might find useful http://sourceforge.net/search/?type_of_ ... eField.y=0
Or there are a couple of monitoring programs which have agents that'll run on every system imaginable, and dump info back to SQL tables...

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:42 pm

Foo wrote:Do you mean status information or hardware audit?
There's some SNMP tools on sourceforge which you might find useful http://sourceforge.net/search/?type_of_ ... eField.y=0
Or there are a couple of monitoring programs which have agents that'll run on every system imaginable, and dump info back to SQL tables...

It would be status info back.

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:46 pm

Grudge wrote:We only provide customer-centered end-to-end enterprise solutions.

let's take this action item offline and book some face-time to discuss

Post by **plained** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:50 pm

"WE NEED TO SQUEEZE THE MIDDLE"

:lol:

Post by **glossy** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:42 pm

seremtan wrote:
Doombrain wrote:solution
speaking the lingo sorry but giving you a straight answer isn't on my list of deliverables for this quarter

:icon26:

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:16 pm

Cheers foo, there might be something there i can work with.

Post by **R00k** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:38 pm

Doombrain wrote:It would be status info back.

What in hell do you mean by this anyway? That's one of the vaguest requests I've heard.

Uptime? System resources? Connected users? Applications' status? Performance monitoring? Network utilization? The brand name of the monitor?

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:50 pm

R00k wrote:
Doombrain wrote:It would be status info back.
What in hell do you mean by this anyway? That's one of the vaguest requests I've heard.

Uptime? System resources? Connected users? Applications' status? Performance monitoring? Network utilization? The brand name of the monitor?

Take a fucking chill pill. I've already fucking told you what for, it just seems you can't fucking read.

Here it is again, dickhead. "Basically I'm looking for a way we can harvest peripheral info from servers."

Post by **4days** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:53 pm

thank fuck it's friday.

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:54 pm

you fucking said it

Post by **teriba** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:55 pm

I'm working from home! Being sick rules!

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:57 pm

teriba wrote:I'm working from home! Being sick rules!

We'll see.

Post by **teriba** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:03 pm

Okay, you win, life is a living hell right now.

Post by **FragaGeddon** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:35 pm

http://www.alloy-software.com/nin/index.html

I don't think it does it over the internet, but this may help.

Post by **MKJ** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:46 pm

teriba wrote:Okay, you win, life is a living hell right now.

a little denial never hurt anybody *slaps back*

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