So Donald Rumsfeld is giving Bush his weekly Iraq report...

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blood.angel
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So Donald Rumsfeld is giving Bush his weekly Iraq report...

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...and finishes up by giving the coalition casuality count.

"Well sir, over the last week we have lost 12 US marines to IEDs, 4 UK marines in an ambush, and 3 Brazilian Haliburton contractors in an accident"

At this George's eyes widen and tears start to well. "Oh......no. No no no no no no NO!" and he puts his head down onto the table and starts sobbing.

Rumsfeld is freaked out by this as hes told Bush worse casuality lists than this one plenty times before and George didnt even bat and eyelid.

But before he could do or say anything George lifts his head and through his tear stained face says "How many is a Brazilian anyway?"
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Post by 4days »

heh
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Nightshade
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Post by Nightshade »

HAAHAAAHAAHAAAA!!!!

Yanks are dumb.
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Post by MKJ »

well, Dubya is
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Post by Don Carlos »

hahaha
Where were you when the West was defeated?
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Re: So Donald Rumsfeld is giving Bush his weekly Iraq report

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blood.angel wrote:...and finishes up by giving the coalition casuality count.

"Well sir, over the last week we have lost 12 US marines to IEDs, 4 UK marines in an ambush, and 3 Brazilian Haliburton contractors in an accident"

At this George's eyes widen and tears start to well. "Oh......no. No no no no no no NO!" and he puts his head down onto the table and starts sobbing.

Rumsfeld is freaked out by this as hes told Bush worse casuality lists than this one plenty times before and George didnt even bat and eyelid.

But before he could do or say anything George lifts his head and through his tear stained face says "How many is a Brazilian anyway?"
How can you fuck up a cut 'n paste joke?

The punch line is :
Finally, the President looked up and asked, "How many is a brazillion?"
Irishmen are dumb :icon34:
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Post by SplishSplash »

ok I think everybody got the joke without making it too obvious.
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Re: So Donald Rumsfeld is giving Bush his weekly Iraq report

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LOL :p
Canidae wrote:How can you fuck up a cut 'n paste joke?

The punch line is :
I got it. :icon6:
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Post by seremtan »

ur attacking the monkey not the organ grinder...

lol...n00bs
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Post by Canidae »

seremtan wrote:ur attacking the monkey not the organ grinder...

lol...n00bs
No actually I'm attacking the organ grinder because, believe me, BA undoubtably grinds his organ a lot and Bush is a

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