Confucius once said...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:15 pm

If you are cold at night, wear socks...
That way you won't only get warmer but you won't scratched your beloved at once.
Pete

Post by **Tsakali_** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:17 pm

he also said there is no such thing as fried rice

Post by **mik0rs** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:19 pm

You won't get laid by your beloved either if she sees them.

Post by **Pext** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:26 pm

do you wear socks during sex?

Post by **Foo** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:27 pm

I have to. The friction keeps her hind legs in me wellies.

Post by **mik0rs** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:31 pm

Pext wrote:do you wear socks during sex?

Lol, fuck no.

Post by **Foo** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:32 pm

mik0rs wrote:
Pext wrote:do you wear socks during sex?
Lol, fuck no.

I thought she wore the socks

(and the trousers)

?

Post by **mik0rs** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:33 pm

She said that wasn't the fucking case just before sending me to make her some tea.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:34 pm

Tsakali_ wrote:he also said there is no such thing as fried rice

Not sure but, I think that was Mao Tse Tong who says that.
Pete

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:14 am

Foo wrote:I have to. The friction keeps her hind legs in me wellies.

i'm not sure exactly how to visualize that, but it sounds funny enough

Post by **Transient** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:16 am

I might laugh if I knew what wellies were.

edit: Google says boots. WTF?

Post by **Scourge** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:38 am

Transient wrote:I might laugh if I knew what wellies were.
edit: Google says boots. WTF?

You've never heard about putting the hind legs in your boots?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:09 am

If you get up on the wrong side of the bed...
Change your bed location.
Pete

Post by **Kills On Site** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:15 am

Confucius said don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Post by **R00k** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:32 am

I thought Confucius said 'Where's the beef?'

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:34 am

Pext wrote:do you wear socks during sex?

socks are like woolly condoms for your feet

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:37 am

R00k wrote:I thought Confucius said 'Where's the beef?'

Yea and Mao said were is the Worcester Sauce?
Pete

Post by **R00k** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:40 am

...and Ghengis said Where's the snowshoes?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:56 am

Follow your heart, then your instinct, then your feet should bring you to where your heart and instinct wanted you to go in the first place…Then you might as well just follow your feet and they will bring you to the same place.
Pete

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:11 am

Though Shall respect Pete in every way.
Or you will be doomed.

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:27 am

confucius also said; gtfo :icon10: