The English Language Takes Another Slap To The Face

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Mr.Magnetichead
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The English Language Takes Another Slap To The Face

Post by Mr.Magnetichead »

When the fuck did STDs become known as 'STIs'?

What the fuck is up with that?

"Oh no we can't use word 'disease', it's far too negative."

"So what can we call puss and blood dripping from elongated minge flaps?"

"I know! We'll call it an illness."

"Huzzah!"

What the flying fuck.
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Post by Transient »

WTF? I'm still calling them diseases.
That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

...or something like that.

edit: That which we call a skin rash on the foreskin would sting as much. :icon32:
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Post by Pauly »

Transient wrote:WTF? I'm still calling them diseases.
That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

...or something like that.
You don't need to worry about STD's :olo:
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Post by Transient »

Crushed. :tear:
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Post by Yeando »

I always thought an STI was a baby

Sexually Transmitted Inconvenience :icon27:
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I thought it was a make of videocard.
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Post by Eraser »

Where did you get this from? A search on STI doesn't bring up much. Only one relevant result which refers to it as "Sexually Transmitted Infection", which doesn't exactly sound better than illness or disease.
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Post by seremtan »

HUG YOUR ILLNESS, HOMO
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Homosexual Illness Victim :(
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Post by BudgieSmuggler »

I always thought an STI was a car.
Apparently the forum resident fountain of tears Nightshade resigned from his prestigious role as rants and raves moderator because he wouldn't have time to moderate or post anymore due to devoting himself to his 'old man at university' studies.

As much as he tried, [i]yet again[/i] he wasn't able to stay away. Sorry that didn't work out for you Nightshade. :olo:
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Post by Freakaloin »

i thought it was VD? ???????!?!?!?!?!?????
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Post by Yeando »

A.I.D.S = Arse Injected Death Sentence :icon32:
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Post by Don Carlos »

Yeando wrote:A.I.D.S = Arse Injected Death Sentence :icon32:
LOL
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Post by glossy »

STD's are now called STI's due to the fact it's more correct to call them infections due to the way it's transmitted, or something.

All I know is that we were taught in sex ed a couple of years ago that they were STIs, and that I get my blood test results back in a week (no, seriously)
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Post by glossy »

wikipedia saves the day again:
However, just because STD and STI are often used interchangeably, it does not mean that they are the exactly the same thing. As quoted from http://www.etharc.org, "Sometimes the terms STI and STD are used interchangeably. This can be confusing and not always accurate, so it helps first to understand the difference between infection and disease. Infection simply means that a germ – virus, bacteria, or parasite – that can cause disease or sickness is present inside a person’s body. An infected person does not necessarily have any symptoms or signs that the virus or bacteria is actually hurting their body (they do not necessarily feel sick). A disease means that the infection is actually causing the infected person to feel sick, or to notice something is wrong. For this reason, the term STI – which refers to infection with any germ that can cause an STD, even if the infected person has no symptoms – is a much broader term than STD.
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Post by seremtan »

oh right. geoff has parkinson's 'illness' then from all the tinfoil getting into his bloodstream
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Yeando wrote:A.I.D.S = Arse Injected Death Sentence :icon32:
old as in 20 years old...MOD lyric...
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Post by E:v:O »

Geoff has a STI in his Eye
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Post by Dr_Watson »

BudgieSmuggler wrote:I always thought an STI was a car.
calling VD an STI does make this conversation a bit strange.

"hey mate, I just bought an STI... wanna go out to the club and show it off?"
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Post by Pext »

i thought this thread was about my favourite musical: my fair lady
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Post by Canis »

It's a fucking Sexually transmitted disease. It's also an infection, but if someone starts talking about STIs they'll just get a confused me to deal with.
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