i bought my supermodel girlfriend a puppy

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:50 pm

This morning I saw my balls in the shower. Both of them.

Post by **Underpants?** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:16 pm

:ol: only half the story will only get you half the credit, let me finish drawing the scenario that encapsulates just another day in your life:
and while looking up with a dazed smile upon your toothless blad face, caught a glimpse of that Slothesque mass of skin and misplaced bone in the glass shower door, whereupon you sprayed startled shit all over the back wall, yourself, and the shower floor, clogging the drain. You then spent three hours unclogging the drain, swear words profusely dropping from your bassett jowls while your wife bangs on the locked door yelling "hurry up in there you fucking faggot!"

Post by **Dark Metal** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:00 pm

That was not funny in any way.

Post by **Underpants?** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:44 am

yeah it was.

Post by **E:v:O** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:47 am

Underpants? wrote:only half the story will only get you half the credit

Yes, because you're an expert on halves.

Post by **Nightshade** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:40 pm

Dark Metal wrote:That was not funny in any way.

I'm glad I didn't waste my time reading another one of his over-wrought failures at comedy, then.

Post by **Pooinyourmouth** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:28 am

If I was your "supermodel" girl friend, I'd shove that gerbil strait up your ass.

Post by **Underpants?** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:16 am

[lvlshot]http://img99.exs.cx/img99/9749/015gn.jpg[/lvlshot]
tit for diego's tat bootay in this thread

Post by **Dark Metal** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:29 pm

She's been tagged by WYD.

Post by **Pyrite** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:02 pm

LOL, who stole Legally Blonde's dog?

Post by **RLucky82** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:45 am

nice all those things do after shitting all over the floor allover the house is yipe yipe yipe.

hahaha consider that relationship over.

Post by **John^Rocker** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:26 am

r&r isnt what it used to be

legion..

Post by **LXS_work** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:50 am

what?

Post by **shaft** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:56 pm

forget it.

Post by **Foo** » Fri May 19, 2006 11:11 pm