I want my chinese

Post by **Mr.Magnetichead** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:51 pm

Fucking delivery boys taking his sweet time. :icon33:

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:58 pm

he's afraid to cross the moat

Post by **Mr.Magnetichead** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:02 pm

The moat has been free from gators for months.

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:07 pm

wtf - ok two questions:

1) Why do you have a moat?

2) HOW THE FUCK did jug know you had a moat?

Post by **Mr.Magnetichead** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:19 pm

I'm affraid to say he was once one of my lovers.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:22 pm

too much makeup for me. i left him.

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:22 pm

Need to get an intern all food delivery's are fast and they'll even eagerly run across the building with a box to fetch stuff from the vending machines multiple times per day.

Post by **Mr.Magnetichead** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:23 pm

Giraffe }{unter wrote:Need to get an intern all food delivery's are fast and they'll even eagerly run across the building with a box to fetch stuff from the vending machines multiple times per day.

Thats just lazy.

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:31 pm

at first you feel bad, then you see how eager this guy is to do it and it's like you are insulting him if you go yourself.

Post by **Don Carlos** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:05 pm

What u havin m8?

Post by **Mr.Magnetichead** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:13 pm

I had a nice prawn and cashew nut rice dish and a portion of kung pow chicken topped off with a bag of prawn crackers and a fortune cookie.

My fortune was..."The secret to a rich life is to have more begginings than endings."

It was also delivered by a very cute chinese girl who smiled and said 'I remember you.' Even though I haven't ordered from them in about 12 months.

I guess I made some kind of impression last time.

Post by **Don Carlos** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:18 pm

Did u answer with a cat strapped to you ball sack?

also, sounds nice, im hungry now

Post by **Mr.Magnetichead** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:21 pm

No the cats are asleep on my bed.

Post by **Grudge** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:42 pm

sometimes I scratch my balls and then smell my fingers

Post by **Don Carlos** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:28 pm

Grudge wrote:sometimes I scratch my balls and then smell my fingers

its only natural

Post by **eepberries** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:40 pm

Don Carlos wrote:
Grudge wrote:sometimes I scratch my balls and then smell my fingers
its only natural

Yes. It's inevitable.

Post by **o'dium** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:41 pm

I scratch my fingers and sniff my balls

Post by **Mr.Magnetichead** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:48 pm

I chew my cats ears.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:50 pm

Mr.Magnetichead wrote:I chew my cats ears.

and used to sniff my balls

Post by **Pext** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:54 pm

Mr.Magnetichead wrote:kung pow

:icon14:

Post by **hate** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:35 pm

asian guys take a long time to cum...

patience..