Hurricane Rita - Conspiacy Theory

Post by **R00k** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:40 pm

Dave wrote:OMG! I just heard they were "prepositioning" FEDERAL rescue workers. Do you think they know something?!?!

One would hope so, this time.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:57 pm

bush has a hurricane machine...he has used it this time to take away attention from the big protests in washington this saturday...katrina for iraq distraction...

Post by **plained** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:06 pm

i know this is really stupid, but i like to hope everything goen workout fine for everybody

Post by **Freakaloin** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:06 pm

work out fine? rofl...

Post by **Freakaloin** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:09 pm

oh and btw...the hurricane is already starting to weaken...i'm sure bush programmed the machine to weaken the hurricane to a cat1 by the time it hits the shore...just enuff to take the protests off the front pages...

u fucks remember hurricane gilbert? 210 mph...when it hit, it was a pussy storm...

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:19 pm

ajerara wrote:Yeah, all the Christian Right people that are always saying these kinds of things are God punishing the evildoers, what do they make of this? They were saying that New Orleans was wicked so it got punished, now Texas? What's their excuse for that one?

Like I said he's trying to finish the job, all the people who evacuated Louisana have in good part moved into Texas for now.

Post by **Ryoki** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:36 pm

I made a haiku about it:

God is a hitman
Smiting from obscure safety
All hippie sinners

Post by **MKJ** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:52 pm

all hippie sinners?

Post by **Ryoki** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:59 pm

Yeah. I considered 'those silly texans' for a while, but decided against it in the end.

Post by **Ryoki** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:03 pm

Maybe this is better:

Baby jesus cries
Strong winds and massive rain
Escape or perish

and perhaps:

Pretty lightning zap
Texan prairy set alight
No more buffaloes

Oh oh, or:

Storm eye approaches
FEMA zerofactors it
Angry cowboys rage

Post by **Eraser** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:13 pm

you have a true talent for this ryoki

Post by **MKJ** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:32 pm

Pretty lightning zap
Texan prairy set alight
No more buffaloes

lol

Post by **Canis** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:55 pm

Ryoki wrote: and perhaps:

Pretty lightning zap
Texan prairy set alight
No more buffaloes

that's awesome!!!

Post by **Transient** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:58 pm

Ryoki wrote:Pretty lightning zap
Texan prairy set alight
No more buffaloes

LOL

Post by **Freakaloin** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:18 pm

wind speeds are dying out quick...storm will be pussified and hit in nomans land on saturday...in the mean time...ppl here in austin r even freaking out...stores running out of water...long lines for gas...lakes being evacuated...WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS...WE ARE 200 MILES INLAND...

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:22 pm

Freakaloin wrote:wind speeds are dying out quick...storm will be pussified and hit in nomans land on saturday...in the mean time...ppl here in austin r even freaking out...stores running out of water...long lines for gas...lakes being evacuated...WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS...WE ARE 200 MILES INLAND...

nice try, but no.

Post by **Canis** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:34 pm

Freakaloin wrote:wind speeds are dying out quick...storm will be pussified and hit in nomans land on saturday...in the mean time...ppl here in austin r even freaking out...stores running out of water...long lines for gas...lakes being evacuated...WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS...WE ARE 200 MILES INLAND...

MAybe it will go inland and hit you, and maybe you'll die. Then we wont have to deal with your bullshit anymore. That would be awesome!

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:42 pm

Freakaloin wrote:wind speeds are dying out quick...storm will be pussified and hit in nomans land on saturday...in the mean time...ppl here in austin r even freaking out...stores running out of water...long lines for gas...lakes being evacuated...WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS...WE ARE 200 MILES INLAND...

maybe they are concerned because the storm was spanning a 200 mile area? Maybe the Red Cross will allow you to water ski out on the back of their rescue row boat

Post by **Freakaloin** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:59 pm

Canis wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:wind speeds are dying out quick...storm will be pussified and hit in nomans land on saturday...in the mean time...ppl here in austin r even freaking out...stores running out of water...long lines for gas...lakes being evacuated...WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS...WE ARE 200 MILES INLAND...
MAybe it will go inland and hit you, and maybe you'll die. Then we wont have to deal with your bullshit anymore. That would be awesome!

u got so crushed in my other thread u have to resort to shit like this eh? roflmao...

Post by **Freakaloin** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:05 pm

Giraffe }{unter wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:wind speeds are dying out quick...storm will be pussified and hit in nomans land on saturday...in the mean time...ppl here in austin r even freaking out...stores running out of water...long lines for gas...lakes being evacuated...WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS...WE ARE 200 MILES INLAND...
maybe they are concerned because the storm was spanning a 200 mile area? Maybe the Red Cross will allow you to water ski out on the back of their rescue row boat

okay moron...u know nothing about hurricanes...

hurricanes are weak and pathetic about 50 miles or less in...i know...i was 50 miles inland on the northwest side of hurricane alicia back in 83...100 foot pine trees snapped all around (prolly 1 and 40) us, but it was more fun then scary...hell, my dad and i even got in the car and drove around while the hurricane was still blowing with winds speeds around 50-70 mph(all over houston). this storm will be a cat 2 or 3 tops when it hits...just about like alicia...no big deal...time to grow up junior...

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:06 pm

Me crushed where? id did not realize, please point it out to me so I may feel your crushing in all it's glory.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:06 pm

canis moron...read harder next time little boy...

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:07 pm

you got it pops.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:09 pm

u might be right...ur mom was a whore...i personally saw here fuck 4 black dudes in one sitting...

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:10 pm

Freakaloin wrote:u might be right...ur mom was a whore...i personally saw here fuck 4 black dudes in one sitting...

eye-dee-ten-tee