"This is Action 7 news. We are here to report that in the midst of the hurricane, one of our reporters was assaulted by a looter inside a New Orleans Wal-Mart. Here's the footage..."
Yep, it's you. And it looks like a pretty good punch too. The white reporter starts to pontificate into the camera with a bruised jaw.
"Yes, it is indeed sad, how in a time of such tragedy, some people will take advantage of the situation to steal and to assault their fellow citizens. This should remind everybody that society is a thin veneer."
You laugh out loud and smoke another crack rock. This is the life. This is truly the life.
