i remember in primary school

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:38 pm

thats a big ass school

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:39 pm

aye, and on a hill!

and its not inluding rugby pitches, cricket field, sports hall and gym :icon32:

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:44 pm

heh, the sports facilites at our school couldnt be beat mind

outdoor:
we had cricket stocks, cricket field, netball / basketball yards, tennis yards, 2 football pitches, 1 rugby pitch with the running track around it, sand pit, javelin field, roller hockey and im prolly forgetting some stuff

indoor

basketball, netball, tampolEnes, football, gym, tennis with 2 main halls and 1 small one

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:48 pm

oo lala, we got bout as much, just more packed together, like in the summer the rugby pitches get converted into runnin and javelin and shotput etc, but we dont do footy in our school, only rowing, rugby, cricket and cross-country

Oh and the last bad thing i remember doing was phoning the phone box at the bottom of the house, waiting for this really old latin teacher to wobble over and pick it up, then hanging up.. and then when he walked away, ringing again.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:51 pm

lol cross country just reminded me

we had to do a christmas pudding race (gay ey)

and it was basically a run from the ass end of our school, round tredegar house and into the front door of our school

its a pretty long run with the fastest person doing it in like 30 mins

so im keeping a steady pace with my mates who decide to take a short cut through the woods, i said carry on ill do this my way

so they fuck off and about 5 mins later i see my old mans mate driving past

"o bud give us a lift"

i done it in 20 mins and had breakfast

and my mates who took the shortcut took damn near an hour cus they got lost

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:56 pm

we have to do 4.5 mile runs in the summer in 'preperation' for a charity run just as long

and we can't take shortcuts, someone tried cutting through the park and cutting off like 3 miles, but the teacher waited halfway and ticked people of as they went past. the stupid fucker had to do it again after school.

oh and on another practise run last year a kid shit himself

had some bladder problem but it was so fuckin funny.

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:58 pm

as i mentioned, i don't have any propper funny stories

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:00 pm

that kid shitting him self was pretty damn funny

and when we done ours we had a teacher at the front, teacher at the back and teachers dotted throughout the place but if you stuck to the middle, because the course is winding, you were easily lost

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:02 pm

aye the teachers are so fucking annoying.
watch u pant past, then get in their car and wait at the next point

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:03 pm

(oh and channel 4 now

)

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:04 pm

the worst was the warm up before games and PE

right do 2 laps of the football field and take a seat

id be like FUCK OFF

and they just stand there all like, yeeeea were fit

then we stop and say

right today we are doing shot put

will someone PLEASE just PLEASE tell me why we had to warm up for 2 fucking football pitch lengths, then sit down for 10 mins waiting for our turn to throw the lead ball

fucking cock ends

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:06 pm

CrinklyArse wrote:(oh and channel 4 now )

is this balls of steel?

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:07 pm

ye

did u see the bus stop one?
class

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:07 pm

CrinklyArse wrote:ye did u see the bus stop one?
class

ye, fucking hell, and he failed aswell

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:08 pm

guy must have thought he had a mental problem or something :icon26:

(*tries to think of funny school stories*)

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:10 pm

oh and the thing is, the teachers at me school are exactly like u said, except they are fit bastards (and bitches) and they can do the runs twice as fast than us, throw the javelin an' shotput further and sprint quicker

cocks

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:12 pm

mr ellis was the cunt (thats the one that i gave a bum knee to

)

he was quick as fuck and no one could catch him untill damien merret grew up

fucking hell that boy was like lightning, used to go training with dwayne chambers n shit

mr ellis takes off, then damien merrets like HIES and BIES

ever see a teacher throw a teddy tantrum ?

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:16 pm

and when john was in the tree, fell about 2 floors and landed on a branch splitting his nut sack in 2

everyone in the yard just stood still and went

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:17 pm

and the same kid got bitten round the back of a head by a huge dog and literally got dragged off down the street by it

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:19 pm

ouch!

in chem a last year we got as many meter rulers to the back of the class and under the class retards desk as possible when the teacher had us crouded round the front.

damn i have to start being bad... our french teacher is totally oblivous to ANYTHING we do in french, he just seems to choose not to see it, and teaches to about 1 nerd in the front while we throw text books and have ink fights with each other.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:25 pm

heheheheh

ill keep updating this as i remember stuff

i aint even got to mr sobierski (fuck knows how to spell his name)

but he used to keep a thermos under his desk filled with vodka, but because he was polish we used to call it podka

but yea, he basically used to teach us rat assed

we drove ms tipping to a padded room, mr evans got the sack because we locked him in the cupboard, mr tipping had a heart attack and mr morgan was on the sick for a year with stress and high blood pressure (we always wondered why he got so many nose bleeds)

and we never acted up for a teacher we liked

dr broadley, mrs parker and some others were awesome teachers and they got by at our school with no problems what so ever

those cuntish teachers though, well they should learn to be less cuntish

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:25 pm

we got this one pyscho kid.. who does wierd stuff like talk to his protractor set.. and as soon as any1 corrects him or tells him he's wrong (like teachers) he goes mental.. and i mean trying to stab you with compass mental, once he punched the physics teachers :icon26:

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:27 pm

lol, fucking king

we had a few head tapped kids but we tended to leave them alone, didnt stop us from laughing at them but

although llewelyn did get his head put through the upstairs window by james on exams day, then everyone convinced him it was his fault

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:27 pm

oo u just reminded me, On total our class have made two new teachers completely loose control of us and run out crying, lets say i had my part in these :icon32: and sent a complete tonne of subs barmy.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:30 pm

miss tipping went crazy because she was screaming stuff like

"ive taught inner city youth in birmingham and had razor blades thrown at me"

well, i went up to her, sat down and said "just because your a new teacher, dont think that all the kids will take advantage of you"

then i put my hand on her knee

she run out the class and wouldnt teach me again, but my 2 mates, mogzy and patch made sure my work wasnt in vein... because she did end up in a padded room

i got in deep shit but it was well worth it