A married couple take an exotic holiday for two weeks. The woman wanted a place with exotic animals as she’s obsessed with them, she can’t get enough of there cuteness.
Everyday the husband has to put up with shrill outbursts of how cute things are and how she’s really got to have one.
“Oh my God! Look at how cute it is, I must have one darling!” Almost automatically the man replies “I know but how are you going to get it past passport control dear? You can’t put it in your suit case or post it.” With a sigh he plods off.
On the last day they take one last trip out. Again, she spots another cute animal. This time it’s a skunk. “OH MY GOD!! This time I’m not giving up, I must have it!” Fed up of thinking of ways to sneak animals home he offers “Why don’t you put it down you pants, dear?” she replies “What about the smell?”
“Well, if it dies, it dies.”
Joke
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