i remember in primary school

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:53 pm

and i said mrs hodge has a moustache

ive never seen a fat bitch exert so much energy in a short amout of time

she even phoned my old man, who when was told the story went LMAO

she wasnt impressed

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:33 pm

and when i threw a rock at arons head, and i had to go stand at the naugty wall and wait for my dad to pick me up

boooy was he mad

Post by **Survivor** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 2:02 pm

I wrecked the schoolbel. Imagine that. Everyone waiting for a bel that can't be heard.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 2:41 pm

i remmeber i was getting bullied by some prick called DALE.... was when i was in class 2 and he was about ready to leave school

cunt had it coming when i pushed him face 1st into the stingy bush

then when i got to high school i pushed him out the tree and broke his arm

and i got a bollocking for both of them

Post by **Survivor** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:11 pm

lol, I shorted out half of primaryschool with nothing more then two pieces of wire and a cork. Macgyver++

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:30 pm

lol, i crashed a car into my high school water main, everyone got sent home because there was no heating

the aftermath of that was pretty severe

Post by **Survivor** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:54 pm

Can't top that, you win.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:02 pm

i once picked up a dog turd in the school field and threw half of it at the school corridor door and the other half at someones house and blamed it on William Hawkin.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:04 pm

I punched a teacher accidently. I was late for an exam and had to run to school in order to get there in time. Not being the fittest person in the world by the time I got to my exam I was all hot and sweaty so I took my sweater off.. As I did so Mrs Maycroft was walking past and I punched her in her side and she fell to the floor, winded and crippled.

Stupid rat faced bitch

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:04 pm

I tripped Mrs Ostler up by stretching my legs under the table while she walked past and she fell over them. She was hot.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:05 pm

This one time I fell asleep in my English mock exam, the bell went and woke me up and I did the loudest wettest fart and everyone in the hall laughed.

That was the same exam I scraped a HUGE quake 3 symbol into the desk and they told me to sand it off and revarnish the desk. I never did.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:08 pm

my mate before he started his maths exam took 2 pills, remember finishing the exam and looking over to see lil gareth gurning like a mofo with a closed exam paper....

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:08 pm

Some girl showed me a drawing she'd done and I said it was crap and made her cry. I had to apologise to her infront of everyone in assembly.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:09 pm

losCHUNK wrote:my mate before he started his maths exam took 2 pills, remember finishing the exam and looking over to see lil gareth gurning like a mofo with a closed exam paper....

Someone in my computing class at A level was always pilled up. He looked like his jaw was going to disconnect from his face

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:11 pm

lol... that sucks

i got accused for burning renae mcdonalds hair off... i promptly denied these allegations and found some people to stick up for me

if it wasnt for them i woudlve got kicked out of school

it was on the city bus on the way home, she walked into my lighter, goes to school the next day and im all like WOAAAAAH ang a banger

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:12 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:my mate before he started his maths exam took 2 pills, remember finishing the exam and looking over to see lil gareth gurning like a mofo with a closed exam paper....
Someone in my computing class at A level was always pilled up. He looked like his jaw was going to disconnect from his face

1 guy had an epiletic (sp?) fit in computing

the cunt was sat next to me and he just started headbutting his monitor

i was like WOOOOAH whos on drugs here... you or me ?

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:12 pm

poor girl

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:13 pm

and printing all that stuff 500 times from the printer aswell

"help me im stuck inside the computer"

and

"dales mum"

with a clipart picture of a clipart pitbull underneath

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:13 pm

losCHUNK wrote:
phantasmagoria wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:my mate before he started his maths exam took 2 pills, remember finishing the exam and looking over to see lil gareth gurning like a mofo with a closed exam paper....
Someone in my computing class at A level was always pilled up. He looked like his jaw was going to disconnect from his face
1 guy had an epiletic (sp?) fit in computing

the cunt was sat next to me and he just started headbutting his monitor

i was like WOOOOAH whos on drugs here... you or me ?

A girl called Cathryn Downson who was in my form had an epileptic fit and she was a total bitch so I stood and laughed at her while everyone else paniced and didn't know what to do.

Served her right.

Not many people liked me at school

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:14 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:poor girl

ey, thats wha everyone said

i seriously sparked the lighter and her entire head went up like kindling

i swear to fucking god, if she wears that much hair spray then she deserved it

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:15 pm

maybe she was a baghead, fumes etc

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:16 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:
phantasmagoria wrote: Someone in my computing class at A level was always pilled up. He looked like his jaw was going to disconnect from his face
1 guy had an epiletic (sp?) fit in computing

the cunt was sat next to me and he just started headbutting his monitor

i was like WOOOOAH whos on drugs here... you or me ?
A girl called Cathryn Downson who was in my form had an epileptic fit and she was a total bitch so I stood and laughed at her while everyone else paniced and didn't know what to do.

Served her right.

Not many people liked me at school

lol, fucking king

i remember this herbert kid (his knickname was psycho)

you know in school when they used to ram there knee in your leg and make it dead?

well my mate done it to him and he had a fit, as he was getting carted off in the stretcher (with his mum present) everyone in classes just run to the window and started laughing... the entire school just laughing at him

i bet he felt so big

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:16 pm

In art for homework we had to draw a member of our family. Christopher Quinlan hadn't done his and his excuse was that noone in his family would keep still and he didnt have chance to draw them.

I asked him why he didn't draw his dead grandad who'd died a few weeks earlier.

That'll get him back for stealing a tenner and my complete collection of Tazzos, including Tazzo Slammer. Cunt

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:17 pm

these were the prick kids in school btw, the ones which are proper cunts

you know the sort

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:17 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:In art for homework we had to draw a member of our family. Christopher Quinlan hadn't done his and his excuse was that noone in his family would keep still and he didnt have chance to draw them.

I asked him why he didn't draw his dead grandad who'd died a few weeks earlier.

That'll get him back for stealing a tenner and my complete collection of Tazzos, including Tazzo Slammer. Cunt