Intelligent Design was just the beginning

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GONNAFISTYA
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Intelligent Design was just the beginning

Post by GONNAFISTYA »

Now we have "Intelligent Falling"

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KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.
Burdett added: "Gravity—which is taught to our children as a law—is founded on great gaps in understanding. The laws predict the mutual force between all bodies of mass, but they cannot explain that force. Isaac Newton himself said, 'I suspect that my theories may all depend upon a force for which philosophers have searched all of nature in vain.' Of course, he is alluding to a higher power."
lol
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Post by shiv4 »

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down"

my father just fell down a ladder - intelligence fall - I can agree to that
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Post by shiv4 »

"there are many phenomena that cannot be explained by secular gravity alone, including such mysteries as how angels fly, ..."

lol
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Post by r3t »

The fact that some people take idiotic stuff like this serious scares me :paranoid:

edit: I should check the link before replying... The Onion :olo: :olo:
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Post by shiv4 »

the onion is meta-truth
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Post by Freakaloin »

old...
a defining attribute of a government is that it has a monopoly on the legitimate exercise of violence...
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Post by phantasmagoria »

Thank fuck that's on theonion, however it could quite easily be reality.
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Post by Freakaloin »

maybe in ur gay world...
a defining attribute of a government is that it has a monopoly on the legitimate exercise of violence...
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Post by phantasmagoria »

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Post by Freakaloin »

just what i expected...
a defining attribute of a government is that it has a monopoly on the legitimate exercise of violence...
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Post by phantasmagoria »

You're a regular Mystic Meg, you are :icon31:
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Post by Freakaloin »

and i used to fuck guys like u in montesorri school...
a defining attribute of a government is that it has a monopoly on the legitimate exercise of violence...
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Post by Deji »

Freakaloin wrote:and i used to fuck guys like u in montesorri school...
So you admit to being gay?
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Post by Freakaloin »

no...
a defining attribute of a government is that it has a monopoly on the legitimate exercise of violence...
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Post by Nightshade »

"secular gravity" :olo:
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