Weird "sex" toy from Japan...

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Weird "sex" toy from Japan...

Post by reefsurfer »

This next weird sex toy was a heavily featured product at the store, clearly a very popular item. It's a clear plastic funnel meant to be inserted into someone's ass, and it comes with a little flashlight to shine inside the ass, and, well, look around. Ya know, see what's going on in the ol' anal cavity. Here's the sign with the product itself down below:

Yes, behold the butt funnel. There was a sign next to it which said, "This is truly amazing! See the things which you have never seen before!" You know, you're right, I have seen a lot of things, but never the inside of someone's rectum. And is that really such a bad thing? Is that something I need to see? I'm not sure, but I bought the funnel, so the option is always there. That's one of those things that, if you really wanted to look inside a girl's ass via the butt funnel, how do you bring that up? "Hey, baby, so, I was thinking... Uh... You know, I just love you so much, and I want to see all sides of you.. You know, from the inside out... so, you know, I was thinking it would be really romantic if I, you know, spread your asshole open with a plastic funnel and shined a flashlight inside your gaping rectum. Would you like that, baby?"


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The illustration on the package is fucking fantastic

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:olo: fucking hell those Japanese people are weird!
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Post by Foo »

Lol. Ass speculum
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Post by Mr.Magnetichead »

I have 3.
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Post by dzjepp »

Does one have to get in the goatse position for it to work?
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Post by Canidae »

Am I the only one that thinks Reef was shopping for this product for his own ass?
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Post by shiznit »

Ages 6 and up.

The ad should have a pic of the goatse dude and then at the bottom it says "Now you don't need to do this to see your ass wall"
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Post by random name »

That's just great.
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Post by reefsurfer »

Canidae wrote:Am I the only one that thinks Reef was shopping for this product for his own ass?
I think so.. :paranoid:
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Post by phantasmagoria »

:(
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Post by Cool Blue »

I sent this link to my girl at work. I wonder what the outcome will be.
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Post by StormShadow »

Cool Blue wrote:I sent this link to my girl at work. I wonder what the outcome will be.
either way its your loss..
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Post by Cool Blue »

She laughed and then altered her perception of Japanese people.
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Post by StormShadow »

btw, japs are into some WIERD stuff... scat porn, vomitting, bukkake, simulated rape, etc.. Its a really strange culture in terms of their pornography.
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Post by dzjepp »

Have you seen the latest 'shrink-wrap' craze? :shrug:
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Post by Cool Blue »

dzjepp wrote:Have you seen the latest 'shrink-wrap' craze? :shrug:
No, but I can only guess... :olo:
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Post by StormShadow »

nah, but ive seen this PPV even where two chicks wrestle in hot oil, and the loser gets 'raped' and bukakke'd..
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Post by mik0rs »

People who think about buying this shit just need to get laid or have a wank. The idea of the fleshlight is pathetic enough without this stupid crap.
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Post by SplishSplash »

StormShadow wrote:nah, but ive seen this PPV even where two chicks wrestle in hot oil, and the loser gets 'raped' and bukakke'd..
Actually it's the winner.
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Post by StormShadow »

SplishSplash wrote:
StormShadow wrote:nah, but ive seen this PPV even where two chicks wrestle in hot oil, and the loser gets 'raped' and bukakke'd..
Actually it's the winner.
No, its the loser, I can post a link..
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Post by SplishSplash »

StormShadow wrote: No, its the loser, I can post a link..
whoooosh
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Post by StormShadow »

lol..
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Post by dzjepp »

No! The looser has to perform a 'TubGirl' maneuver...
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Post by bork[e] »

what is bukakke? Google doesn't know either. :(
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Post by Pext »

bork[e] wrote:what is bukakke? Google doesn't know either. :(
hehe... google actually does get it right:

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:olo:
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