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SplishSplash
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For everyone who is thinking about upgrading their computer

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Don't do it just yet.

Atomchip will show their next generation notebook at next year's CES in January.

It will have a 6.80 GHz quantum-optical processor and 2TB of quantum-optical memory which serves as RAM and HD at the same time.

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According to http://www.theregister.co.uk , the head of the company "has won numerous awards for his work in his specialism, including a "gold oskar" from Bulgaria, a World Intellectual Property Organisation "East-West Euro Intellect" gold medal, an International Salon of Industrial Property, Moscow Archimedes medal, a Japanese "World Genius Convention" plaudit and many more."
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Nah thanks, im overnighting my new stuff here in the next day or so..
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Fuck, is it April already?
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Post by RRROOOAAARRR »

Geebs wrote:Fuck, is it April already?
My thoughts exactly.
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Geebs wrote:Fuck, is it April already?
how can you doubt rock-hard proof like this:

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Post by SplishSplash »

Anyways, I'll get one and next year, when all you faggots cry "raaaaaaa, Quake4 won't run on my computer" I'll be laughing in your faces.
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Post by Doombrain »

with a bullshit laptop?
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Post by SplishSplash »

no, with magneto-quantum-optical technology.
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Splish mate. you can see the different colours where they have cut and paste the spec information in
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Someone call Redmond, they've reverse-engineered XP!!!!!
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Post by plained »

so not quad ey

eh its there if its all you can aford
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no wait, I beleive. I WANT TO BELEIVE
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olol
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Doombrain wrote:Splish mate. you can see the different colours where they have cut and paste the spec information in
you will not dull my triumph
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how very rep :icon14:
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Can I get a Bluetoth antenna for my Mac?
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Post by Turbine »

You got me. For the first 10 seconds. Untill I started reading the Terbite stuff, no RAM and a LAPTOP?!?!?

All the pics are Photoshop edits, I enhanced the images, reversed colour and sharpened it, to reveal some serious image tear, in the edited sections.
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riddla wrote:
Turbine wrote:You got me. For the first 10 seconds. Untill I started reading the Terbite stuff, no RAM and a LAPTOP?!?!?

All the pics are Photoshop edits, I enhanced the images, reversed colour and sharpened it, to reveal some serious image tear, in the edited sections.
Way too much work padawan, XP doesnt put commas where periods should be in numbers.
depends on your language setting sir
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riddla wrote:Way too much work padawan, XP doesnt put commas where periods should be in numbers.
How could I not have seen that?
MKJ wrote: depends on your language setting sir
Then, right after the 6,80Ghz it uses a pariod for the next number.
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Post by MKJ »

riddla wrote:
MKJ wrote:
riddla wrote: Way too much work padawan, XP doesnt put commas where periods should be in numbers.
depends on your language setting sir
which is clearly english in that pic.
:dork: just cause the language is english doesnt mean the regional setting is english. my computers are all running US versions of XP, yet is measures in the metric system and gives me euro's.
(first thing i turn off is comma's instead of periods though ;) )

the fact that the clockspeed is devided by a comma and the ram by a period does give it away though :)
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Doombrain wrote:Splish mate. you can see the different colours where they have cut and paste the spec information in
Thats jpeg compression. And the logo will be like that, many are.

Its still a fake, just not that way :p
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